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How to handle telemarketers

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by jeffie7, Jun 28, 2006.

  1. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    LMMFAO!!!!!!

    well fucking done
     
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    smarty009 Senior Member

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    holy shit...that was effin crazy!!!!!!
     
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    Havok Senior Member

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    lmao, good shit.
     
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    I usually just ask them what they are wearing and they hang up.
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    that's nothing.

    we had a guy at my old job who flipped out...

    he told our telemarketer chick that he was going to rip out her utereus and use it as a hat.

    she went home she was so upset. rofl. i had the recording on my old work pc. lol
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    I just ask them for their number so I can call them while they're at home eating to ask them stupid ask questions.
     
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    LMFAO @ how the guy still tries saying "it will only take a few seconds of his..." half way through getting completely reamed.
     
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    lol...yea...he tries not to give up...hahaha...
     
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    wow...
    thats fucking funny
     
  11. MikeBergy

    MikeBergy Blah blah blah....

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    lol...I'll have to try that one, if it's a chick. I always get these indian dudes.
     
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    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    I have all kinds of fun with them. Like, answere everything they say with "goldfish". after about three times they hang up on you, its too fun.

    Best I think I've ever done is my wife got a telemarketer call, so I went ape shit, started yelling at her "YOU FUCKING BITCH!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT USING THE FUCKING PHONE?? COME HERE!!!" She figures out whats going on, says "But!! but!!" I clapped my hands really loud next to the phone, she screams, bouces the phone around a second and hung up.

    I half expected the cops to come rolling up after that, but they didnt.
     
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    lol...i think next time that happens to me...there are gonna be sex sounds in the phone...lmfao..."umm...this is a bad time..."
     
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    I have done that.... good times.
     
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    Okay to be 100% honest, I just clicked this thread after I read it the other day, and I didn't read the replies but I did laugh out loud and snicker to the thought of the comment before about wearing her uterus as a hat.

    lmfao.
     
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    lol it was good shit. he was so pissed off. the agent went home all upset lol
     
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