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how to make christmas cookies

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    Here is how to make my favorite Christmas Cookie:
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    >Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
    >1 cup of water
    >1 tsp baking soda
    >1 cup of sugar
    >1 tsp salt
    >1 cup of brown sugar
    >lemon juice
    >4 large eggs
    >1 cup nuts
    >2 cups of dried fruit
    >1 bottle Grey Goose Vodka
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    >Sample the Grey Goose to check quality.
    >Take a large bowl, check the Grey Goose again, to be sure it is of the
    >highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
    >
    >Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
    >Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make
    >sure
    >the Grey Goose is still OK, try another cup ...
    >just in case.
    >
    >Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
    >the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the
    >turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose
    >with a drewscriver. Sample the Grey Goose to check for tonsisticity.
    >
    >Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the
    >Grey Goose. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
    >Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
    >
    >Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forgetto beat
    >off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Grey
    >Goose and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
    >
    >CHERRY MISTMAS



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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    hahahaha omg that was guckin freat. :lmao:
     
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    Civic_88ls Senior Member

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    lol, thats hillarious :worthy: :ditto:
     
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    sportlinecrx Banned

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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    I tryed that, but with beer....never got to the kitchen. :ph34r:
     
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    Seany-izzle New Member

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    wtf... why do i get really old threads in the "related threads" thing at the bottom??? can you put a date limit on those?
     
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    smarty009 Senior Member

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    cuz i wasnt posting when this was posted...lol...and its funny...and i needed to see this...hahahahaha
     
  8. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    related is not by date, but topic.
     
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    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    isnt this about 6 months too early to be posting this? lol
     
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    Turbo&Auto Nick Go FAST!!

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    Just what I needed to crack a smile today. At first I thought WTF, then I realized who posted it and checked it out. Well worth the short read :lmao:
     
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