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how to piss people off

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  1. eg6sir

    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

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    feel free to add to this if you want

    1. Pay tolls with $100 bills

    2. Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot

    3. Eat produce at the market; don't buy it

    4. When giving directions, leave out a turn or two

    5. Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April

    6. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons

    7. Knock and ask "How is it going?" to someone constipated in a public bathroom stall.

    8. Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines

    9. Announce when you're going to the bathroom

    10. Chew other people's pencils

    11. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

    12. Wear large hats during the movies

    13. Touch strangers

    14. Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus

    15. Bite your dentist's finger

    16. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

    18. Leave lipstick prints on people's cheeks and foreheads

    19. Don't stand during hymns and anthems

    20. Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa

    21. Tell people they have bad breath

    22. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

    23. Flirt with a friend's spouse

    24. Sit in the home bleachers and cheer for the other team

    25. Shake with your left hand

    26. Use the quote bunnies after every other word you say when talking to someone.

    27. Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".

    28. Drum on every available surface.

    29. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

    30. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

    31. Honk and wave to strangers.

    32. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.

    33. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

    34. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.

    35. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

    36. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

    37. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

    38. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

    39. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

    40. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

    41. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
     
  2. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like Tucker Max to a "T"
     
  3. B16RacerN2NR

    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    42. Send all your junk mail out in the pre-paid envelopes you get from credit card companies and such.

    ^I got that from Maddox
     
  4. civicious

    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    Turn your windshield squirters to the side and squirt people/cars at red lights, stop signs, crosswalks, etc. This is by far more fun than angling the nozzles up and squirting people behind you, especially if their windows are down.





    I should also note that I did not find this on some website, but from personal experimentation. CRX squirters are the shiznit.


    :mrgreen:
     
  5. JDMPlaya

    JDMPlaya Senior Member

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    lol, I used to do that all the time
     
  6. blackice90HB

    blackice90HB Senior Member

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    Turn out into an intersection in front of somebody really fast, then drive slowly (road rage alert-do not try against SUV's unless your in one)
     
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    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    I love doing that on the highway.
     
  8. civicious

    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    I love riding the bike at night, because the headlights are super bright as-is for one, and i adjusted them super high...so they're blinding with the dims...

    People ALWAYS flash me, at LEAST every 3 cars I pass...and it's great to be like 'Oh yeah, bitch?' WHAM and blind 'em with my brights...

    Consequently, the CRX's headlights are adjusted the same way...

    :mrgreen:
     
  9. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    i do this one, but sorta. sometimes i reply, "why dont YOU..."
    ex-"can you come pick me up"
    me-"why dont YOU pick yourself up?"

    no it doesnt make any sense and therefore pisses people off to no end. especially when you respond to everything said in 10 minutes with the same response.
     
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