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how to tell if a girl is single

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  1. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
    a half-gallon of 2% milk,
    a carton of eggs,
    a quart of orange juice,
    a head of romaine lettuce,
    a 2 lb. can of coffee,
    and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
    As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
    While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
    stated, "You must be single."
    The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
    Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
    The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
     
  2. 94RedSiGal

    94RedSiGal Senior Member

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    That's really mean... and that covers replacing "ugly" with "fat" or some other unkind visual adjective. Men place way too much emphasis on a girl's looks... well keep your hot shallow chicks then. <_< *shrug*
     
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    lol at both posts.

    I have said it before, I will say it again, it's all pink in the middle. She must have been FUGLY tho if a DRUNK thought she was ugly. :p
     
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    you know I don't base things off of looks since as you know from our e-mails most girls suck better looking they are the wrose off they seem to be

    its just a joke you could put a girl in place of the drunk and it would still be funny just not quite as funny
     
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    Yes, I realize that this was only some joke that you were sharing with us... I just thought you'd be above this sort of "humor". Fat and ugly jokes are best left behind in the high school. It's stupid boy humor.

    There is all kinds of humor, and not all of it works. There is humor based on taking cheap shots at people, and then there is clever humor... this "joke" obviously falls in the former category.

    There is nothing at all wrong with being single. Waiting for the right person to date is so much better than an onslaught of dates with idiots.

    So if a good-looking guy is single, then he must either have some severe personality flaw, a small penis... or genital herpes then? ;)
     
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    or gay...All the good looking ones are gay. :Sigh:
     
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    from now on lets make sure all our posts are politically correct and nonoffensive to all parties. ok?

    :baby:
     
  9. pissedoffsol

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    <-- likes shallow chicks.
     
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    LOL!!!! So what's the deal with you Nick? :huh:
     
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    Isn't that skinny shallow chicks B? ;)
     
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    there has to be some sort of physical attraction...

    it isnt a mans fault he's attracted to a hot girl...

    I know I am... I was last night!
     
  13. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    caught in a mosh...

    forgot to mention that she has to have no boobs at all in order for him to like her


    :ph34r:
     
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    And I still fail to understand how Blikes a girl with no tits. That to me is like saying a female likes a man with no dick, whats up with that B?
     
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    Need I post the pissedoffsol rating guide again? :)
     
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    i hate woman, they all suck, some better than others...
     
  17. jeffie7

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    Nope just Genital Warts.... did I say that out loud? doh
     
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    Hmm, I am at work, yet tempted to click it...in the file name, it says Dan17, so it MIGHT be a 12 year old boy. :p

    I will def click it when I get home. :)
     
  20. pissedoffsol

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    its def a girl, and its def porn.

    don't clik it if you're at work
     
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