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Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by dohcvtec_accord, Jan 12, 2004.

  1. dohcvtec_accord

    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    FUH2

    Don't think I've seen this posted yet, got a real kick out of it. Gonna see if I can snap some pics to contribute to the site.
     
  2. lsvtec

    lsvtec GNU/Linux Evangelist

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    That is awesome. Some of the hate mail is too funny.


    Good god, I didn't think people this stupid could actually work a computer. That's right folks, the H2 stands for the freedom to fuck the rest of the world for oil. You too can drive a car that uses 3 times as much gas as a stock Civic and emits close to twice as much CO2 into our air all while covering the same distance. Tell me that we as a nation have not truly sunk to this level of stupidity.
     
  3. dohcvtec_accord

    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    Ha, I knew you'd pick up on that particular email. You should submit a rebuttal similar to the one you just wrote.
     
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    D See 2 Senior Member

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    MaaseyRacer Senior Member

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    Best site on the internet, well close second to hondaswap... ;)
    I love it, I think it is time for me to submit some photos... :D
     
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    JDMPlaya Senior Member

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    lol, I cannot believe someone would create a website on that subject! funny shit!




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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    I'm not sure if you really get the idea of what a Metric Tonne is. That would mean running 24/7, it would belch out about a handful of carbon every minute or so. I believe this is false information.


    Also, under Bush's old tax cut (2 years ago) any SUV, leased by a business can expect a 12% return on business taxes. 20,000 a year is a DAMN lot of a tax rebate for anything, and is certainly not what one would expect from the H2.

    As far as SUV's being better off in an accident, what a lot of people don't realise is that the formula works the same with Motorcycles. Motorcycles are safer than automobiles because of it's dynamics. Should motorcyclists be all up in our grilles about driving cars? An SUV is safer in a car-on-car collision, but it's dynamic makes it easier to get into an accident in the first place (What with flipping, 2 wheeling, and poor braking performance)

    I think H2's are kinda cool. I wouldn't own one, but shit. And 13,mpg is about what a Dodge Durango gets.

    -> Steve
     
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    98integrals Senior Member

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    its safer for the person in the suv.

    who every the hit is fucked tho.
     
  10. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    FUCK the H2

    i dont give a rats ass what it gets for feul ecconomy or what kind of polutants it produces

    i think its a fucking joke cuz it truely is the ULTIMATE POSER CAR
    its a fucking tahoe with a body kit
    it sucks nuts and doesnt deserve to wear the hummer name
    its a lame ass immitation hummer for all the pussy ass little fags that cant sack up and get a REAL HUMMER
    fuck the H2
    fuck the H2 and everyone that drives an H2

    and for all the pansy ass H2 owners that are gunna try to tell me im just jealous that i dont have one....
    :no:
    sorry fuckers your wrong .... the H2 is a fucking joke... and if you own/drive one YOU are the punchline
    get a real hummer faggot
     
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    tab Super Moderator

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    [slingblade voice] "I like the way you talk." [/slingblade voice]

    I would rather have a camouflage 1985 Military reject Hummer than a 2004 H2. Given the choice, I'd take the H2 just so I could sell it to some old monkeyfucker and buy five old cool Hummers. :angry:
     
  12. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    you'll be thrilled to know the original hummer (now named the H1) is still in production
    its still badass
    it still has enough TRUE clearance to walk under the F'n thing
    its still impractical as hell
    its still a f00kin TANK

    :D



    oh yead and



    :werd:

    i know of a few places online that you can get mil spec humvees :) :worthy:
     
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    sorry my paint skills suk
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    that picture sucks

    [​IMG]
     
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    I say let all those rich assholes spend all that money on that ugly P O S. Gives em something else to do than buy cars that look like they came from The Fast and the Furious.:ghey:
     
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    I guess I will go along with the majorty, fuck the h2 :)
     
  17. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    <?
    for each(bandwagoneer as bandwagoneer)
    echo
    {
    <bandwagon>hi. I'm on a fucking bandwagon.</bandwadgon>
    }
    ?>

    once again, chevy sucks.
     
  18. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    wtf is that shit

    god damn computer geek m0 f0!!!!


    :emofo:
     
  19. K2e2vin

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    i would care if its something that effects me. i pay taxes and some of those taxes are going to people that are buying cars that produce alot of emissions and use up all the gas which is why we have to run cats and pay fuckin high gas prices. not to mention if those rich people that cant drive they might kill me in a head on collision while talking on their $300 cell phone, sipping starbucks coffee and trying to drive at the same time.
     
  20. dohcvtec_accord

    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    Asshole, get over here and clean all this coffee off of my computer screen.

    :D
     
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