Meet the beaver. A bit about Beaver biology and behavior: - Beavers are warm and fuzzy. - Beavers like big thick logs. - You can pet Beavers but sometimes they bite. - Make sure your Beaver is clean. - Stay away from: stinky Beavers, mean Beavers, pushy Beavers, Beavers with bugs, old Beavers, scruffy Beavers, dirty Beavers, high maintenance Beavers, big hair Beavers, slutty Beavers and Beavers that don't put out. - Beavers often travel in packs, to improve your chances at catching a Beaver be nice to all of them, even the fat and bitchy Beavers. - Once you've cornered a Beaver they may become aggressive, persuade them to come back to your nest- alcohol helps, there's nothing wrong with a pickled beaver. - Pickled Beavers are easier to stuff. - Most importantly when you are ready to stuff and mount your Beaver, NEVER LET YOUR MEAT LOAF. Happy Hunting.