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  1. dohcvtec_accord

    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    Meet the beaver.

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    A bit about Beaver biology and behavior:

    - Beavers are warm and fuzzy.
    - Beavers like big thick logs.
    - You can pet Beavers but sometimes they bite.
    - Make sure your Beaver is clean.
    - Stay away from: stinky Beavers, mean Beavers, pushy Beavers, Beavers with bugs, old Beavers, scruffy Beavers, dirty Beavers, high maintenance Beavers, big hair Beavers, slutty Beavers and Beavers that don't put out.
    - Beavers often travel in packs, to improve your chances at catching a Beaver be nice to all of them, even the fat and bitchy Beavers.
    - Once you've cornered a Beaver they may become aggressive, persuade them to come back to your nest- alcohol helps, there's nothing wrong with a pickled beaver.
    - Pickled Beavers are easier to stuff.
    - Most importantly when you are ready to stuff and mount your Beaver, NEVER LET YOUR MEAT LOAF.

    Happy Hunting.
     
  2. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    [​IMG] At first I was like what the fuck? This sick guy wants to hunt beavers, then I read on...
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    always approach slowly and quietly from behind with a club ready to knock the beaver unconscious...
     
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    Sweet InStinct Hot Member

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    it reminds me of a shirt I saw at Spencers....
    where their were a bunch of pictures of cats... dirty ones ...clean ones etc..
     
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    ah, all kinds of Pussies. great shirt.

    ontopic: site was pretty funny, i chuckled.
     
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    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    i got that shirt!! lol. it says on the back 20 Ways To Have Fun With A Pussy....lol. shows this cartoon cat doing some funny shit.
     
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    formby learning in progress

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    i like the bald beavers....
     
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    hahahhah hilarious. good find.
     
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