Need someone (actress?) to pretend to be my girlfriend I told people at work that I have girlfriend so I wouldn't seem so socially inept. Nobody has said anything to me directly, but recently I overheard and can tell they don't believe me. I was thinking of something very low key. You simply show up at my job and ask for me and we would leave together. I may have to introduce you, but hopefully we could just walk out together. No need for us to kiss, but our body language would need to indicate we were a couple. I don't know, we stand close to each other and smile a lot?!? I suppose we both need to be good actors. I'd compensate you $50 per hour for your time in coming to my workplace and for you to go back to your home. Please be in your 20s and attractive looking. ^^^ A real ad, honest. I found this on craigslist.