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I guess I should quit the CS degree now...

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  1. lsvtec

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    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    Alright, WTF?? I can't figure out how serious that site is. I mean, do they really exist? If they do, how do I employ them? Can really hairy people apply for a job there?

    I haven't laughed that much at a website in a long time.
     
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    haha, in my dept. here we've asked about getting a monkey to answer our help desk phones, these guys would be perfect! LOL
     
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    WTF is that? are they serious?
    is sure looks like someone spent a lot of time making that site for it to be joke.
     
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    i dont know what to think...

    if it's serious, i'd probably fall out of my chair laughing.

    if it's a joke, i'd have the same reaction.
     
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    I am betting (and hoping :p ) that they are joking. Though it doesn't surprise me that they can teach a monkey BASIC. :lol:
    All I have to do is stick to Java (as the monkies couldn't learn it) and my job should be a little more secure.


    Now you don't have to be test bitch anymore, just get a monkey to do it. Hell they should be able to do a better job with QA than some companies out there. :)
     
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    God, that's so friggin hilarious. I'm forwarding that to, um, everyone. :)
     
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    we just need to teach to say "reboot", that takes care of 80% of our calls.
     
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    its a joke guys. im sure they have programmers in their company who have taken on the monikers of the monkeys presented.

    its like hondaswap.com starting a website that offers all of us people who post on here as elephants.

    i.e.

    Brian would be Jumbo the elephant
    I would be Dumbo the elephant
    lsvtec would be a pink elephant....the kind i see when i come home from the bars at 6am..


    and so on and so forth.

    they are just doing that to come up with a unique way of selling their products and services.
     
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    Yes, we are quite aware that it is a joke, but thanks for restating the obvious.
     
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    /Captain Obvious to this thread's rescue !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    lsvtec GNU/Linux Evangelist

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    Where is that pic when it is needed?
     
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    The funny thing was, or rather IS

    is that last week i was browsing through your album and a few other guy's albums
    on hondaswap to add pictures to my gallery and send a few funny ones to my friends....

    i came across that pic, i forget who's album it was, and i decided not to take it ....
     
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    lsvtec GNU/Linux Evangelist

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    Damn

    I guess a search is on.
     
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    lsvtec GNU/Linux Evangelist

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    That didn't take long...
    [​IMG]
     
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    lol
     
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    fuck you. i'll eat you
     
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    :lol:

    ill fly up on top of you and let loose with 50 gallons of piss on you :D
     
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    i'll drink milk and take a lactose shit the size of a car on you
     
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