So I decide I want to learn Kendo right. I've been interested in it for a while and I finished my degree so I figured now was the time. And in a town of 130K people somebody has got to be doing lessons right?!? Wrong! After a search in the yellow pages and some calling around I found one guy who will give me private lessons in the Korean style of Kendo for $300/mo. Other then that I found Taekwondo (taught from a christian perspective)... (???). And Texas jujitsu, which I can only guess involves more headbutting and eye poking then the traditional style, and is taught in wranglers. I give up, everytime I try to come up with an idea to break up this west texas monotany I'm greeted with the same reply "We don't do that round here yankee boy". I wish we would have just let the mexicans keep this fucking place! :cliffnotes: Texas sucks ass, that is all.