I hate this girl.

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I look for the following in a woman :


i figured for sure i was gonna scroll down and see "MYSELF"

lol

nomarriage.com is the shit...

marriage in = cars out...

tough choice... riiiiiight
 
not at all. i'm married... and i still have my car... and... honestly... i'd rather have him buy me stuff for my car, than stuff for me... well, maybe except video games. :p
 
girls say thats what they want, but how come they stay with the jerks?

because they cant pussy whip them and they dont understand why someone cant want them 24/7 so they decide they need to change them or some shit like that

my 2 cents

sometimes you just gotta be a dick, it works B)
 
:werd: :withstupid:

All that being a nice guy gets you is fucked over, most of the time. Its sad but some girls are so fucked in the head that you have to be a dick to them to get anything. Read nomarriage.com for more info on this. In a quote from Green Day "Nice guys finish last"
 
Originally posted by sleeper_tegNJ@Jul 30 2004, 02:03 PM
good head game
ain't fuckin no other mufukas
tight coochie
shaves
buys me shit
yaknameen
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in english???

and yea, being a nice guy gets you nothing, they will take you for granted.
 
WHAT SHE IS REALLY SAYING:


5'8” and taller - I want a tall guy who draws attention away from my 9" stilleto whore heels when we go out.

Dark brown hair with brown eyes/blue eyes. I want a half mexican, half aryan.
Handsome - i think im so fucking hot
Muscular - so he can pick my 5'8 165 # fat ass up and make me look skinny
Weight depending on height – not skinny, not fat - ok
Good sense of humor - i got no sense of humor and am like a leech. My interpersonal communication skills are lacking to the point where I need an entertainer 24/7. THE MINUTE YOU STOP BEING FUNNY, OR REPEATING ANY OF YOUR JOKES, I LOOSE INTEREST IN YOU.
Dimples - ok
Cute laugh - ok
Sensitive - I'm a dumb cunt who cant make up her fucking mind and as such if you arent sensitive, i get offended

*Affectionate* in front of friends - My friends are hotter than me, so I need you to be on me to make them ho's jealous.
Gives me lots of attention - im boring to be with and cant entertain myself
Outgoing - im a flirt, and want a guy who is the same so i wont feel guilty when going out with the gals on friday night to go drinking and flirt with other guys behind my man's back.

Popular but doesn't know the whole state - see: "gives me lots of attention"
Friends with my friends - You better be, I hang with these fat broads 24/7 and have my cell phone surgically attached to my ear because I cant go one day without talking to my boring ass girlfriends.

Nice smile - ok
Straight teeth - Daddy's Ceo termination package pays for these perfect teeth.
No facial or body hair (except legs n under arms) - I want a 12 year old boy
Pierced ear(s) if any - I like to date effeminate guys
Not too many tattoos if any - I secretly want to be gang raped by manly men with tatoos. but not too many.
Likes to cuddle - see: "attention whore"
Likes to party - Im a co-dependant druggie who binges every weekend
Takes me out - Im a gold digger
Grabs my hand to hold - ]





oh fuck this.

i give up.


my head hurts. it was funny for a while, now its just downright repetitive....
 
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Originally posted by Tonyd0821@Jul 30 2004, 08:04 PM
No facial or body hair (except legs n under arms) - I want a 12 year old boy
Not too many tattoos if any - I secretly want to be gang raped by manly men with tatoos. but not too many.


hahahaha
 
96. Ignores my imperfections


What a fucktard.

-> Steve

Cunt-punt her out of the car and drive over her leg. That's better.
 
Originally posted by JDMilan@Jul 30 2004, 08:12 PM
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:werd: f0 sh0!!!!!1!!
 
why are you taking that site as gospel?

that "chick" ....

that is an advertisement for that guy's website and his book.

he probably made that shit up OR it is the list of a 15 year old girl.

I highly doubt EVERY SINGLE chick out there has a list that long.


most likely, even IF that is a real chick's "dream man" she has never had a boyfriend before, and has never dated before.

There is no such thing as a guy who fits ALL those categories.

or if there is, he is few and far inbetween.

whats the big deal?

chicks CAN and WILL settle for an average looking guy. You just gotta be on top of your game and they will flock to you.
 
this a list of things that dont match me on her list

2. i have blonde hair but have blue eyes
4. i am not musclar bit i am not a pussy
14. I dont like being friends with my gf friends
36. i dont tell my friends i even have a gf only a few know
49. i fuckins curse all the time
50. i need my space
55. i have no patience what so ever
61. i am always late
64. i hate meeting there family
84. i dont think i have a sexy voice
92. i say sorry all the time to be a dick
106. i have many things that are important in my world so i cant make my girl the center.
111. i wouldn't do that if you forced me too
113. i hate writing
128. it took me 5 months to know bush was prez
135. i cant spelll worth a shit

i fit all but 16 of her perfect man.
 
Originally posted by StarBellieAngel@Jul 30 2004, 12:22 PM
it's nice that she thinks that person exists.

however, here's what i look for:

1) likes cars
2) is decent looking
3) plays video games
4) knows how to lick a pink taco
5) has a personality
6) can put up with me

that's about all.
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1 yes
2 yes
3 yes
4 hell yes
5 don't we all?
6 hmmm, I think so


Where's the application?










j/k :)
 
Originally posted by tab+Jul 31 2004, 04:50 PM-->
StarBellieAngel
@Jul 30 2004, 12:22 PM
it's nice that she thinks that person exists.

however, here's what i look for:

1) likes cars
2) is decent looking
3) plays video games
4) knows how to lick a pink taco
5) has a personality
6) can put up with me

that's about all.
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1 yes
2 yes
3 yes
4 hell yes
5 don't we all?
6 hmmm, I think so


Where's the application?










j/k :)
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hahahaha... lol uuhhhhmmmm.... why don't you come by my place and we'll work out a deal... shhhh don't tell anyone!


ANOTHER NOTE: I wonder if we flopped this around... say that was a guy, with a list almost identical... would that WOMAN exist?

Also i'm seeing that Tony's studied my guide on what women really are saying. i remember going thru a few certain match.com profiles for him 'interpreting' if you will. looks like he's got the language of the ladies down to an art. hahaha.. you learned well tony-san.
 
Looks like this girl needs to spend more time looking and less time writing "Wish Lists"....Dream on chica!
 
Originally posted by StarBellieAngel@Jul 30 2004, 12:22 PM
it's nice that she thinks that person exists.

however, here's what i look for:

1) likes cars
2) is decent looking
3) plays video games
4) knows how to lick a pink taco
5) has a personality
6) can put up with me

that's about all.
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1.) Yes
2.) Am I?
3.) Check
4.) No complaints there....NEXT!
5.) Bingo
6.) only if you can the same..


Where do I pick up an application?
 
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