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Artie's birthday is tomorrow. I paid all the bills with my check that I just got. I don't know what to do for him... now, I'm not a guy, so... tell me... do you guys like stupid little cute shit girls do for you on your birthday? I'm pretty broke for another week and a half, but I wanted some ideas from you guys not for presents but to help make his birthday special. And before you guys say it, yes, I'll give him head, that's already been an idea... :lmao:
 
yea guys like the little cute stuff also.just be his sex slave and it will be all good lol
 
Maybe cook him his favorite dinner? Or treat him like a "king" for the night or something. Dinner + massage + whatever else he enjoys.....
 
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not to sound like a puss, but i like it when my fiance just lays in my arms while we watch a movie, or just when she's close to me. then again i only get to see her on the weekends so any time i get to spend with her is good time :)
 
In all seriousness, wake up before him(I have a pretty good mental alarm clock if I put my mind to a certain time.) If you can't manage that, (assuming you two will be sleeping in the same bed) fall asleep early and set the alarm for 4am or something when he's not looking so he'll just pass out again right after you turn it off. Cook up an omelet, bacon, eggs, or any type of breakfast meat because waking up to that smell is fucking AWESOME! Wake him up yourself instead of the alarm clock and simply be as kind as you can. There's only one girl I still care about and it's the girl who did that almost every weekend. Although waking up to the smell of fresh bacon, sausage, and ham puts every guy in a good mood off the bat, it was more the sincerity in her eyes and voice when she woke me up. It was when she hugged me the second she woke me up and meant it. Watch a good porno before you wake him up if needed to give you that feeling =D. I'll stop being emo, but all a girl has to do for me is mean it.
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Best idea yet.. Bacon in the morning will make any man happy for the rest of the day. :thumbsup:
 
That shit isn't a joke.... It's like a man's Lavender, Dido, and bubble bath all in one to give you a better idea, Misty. Haha, jk before you rip my balls off.
 
See, you guys got it right. He gets up at 5:15 for work, and in the shower he goes... I already took time to write in the mirror a message to him so when it steams up he'll read it... ;) But, breakfast isn't in the cards... He's got no time in the morning unless I pack it to eat on the way... so I'll have to come up with something. I'm going to leave a card on his car tonight so when he gets up in the morning he can come to see a love note... and then, when I get home from work, I'm taking him to eat, and watch movies he likes to watch. Jamie - Artie's the same way... it's funny cuz when a movie starts getting sentimental, he'll get in closer and if they kiss he kisses me too... he's such a sap... but I love him for it. ;)

Kanned - Great ideas, and I know what you mean by just meaning it. I have never had that until now... so this is why I want to know how I could show appreciation besides saying it every day... he's always had some issues with his birthday... it always was a depressing day because he was usually alone. So, last year was hard because he didn't know what to do... and he had a rotten day... I don't want that to happen again. I make sure that on days that AREN'T his birthday to do cute little shit for him... but, I want to make the birthday super special for once since even his family sometimes doesn't make a big deal out of HIS day. I told him in my family birthdays are HUGE. I think he's in for it this weekend when we see my mom. ;)
 
That shit isn't a joke.... It's like a man's Lavender, Dido, and bubble bath all in one to give you a better idea, Misty. Haha, jk before you rip my balls off.

I'll rip your balls off for saying Misty. I'm not a p0rn star. It's Mistique. I don't see a Y in there... Misti if you shorten it.










PS - why do i get so irritated about that? i need to talk to someone about that... that's intriguing...
 
Well, you seem to have this down. What are you asking us for? I'm sure it will turn out great for him, but he still won't get to wake up to fresh cooked bacon ='(. WAIT, I GOT IT! Dump some bacon grease on his floor mats! I know, I'm a fucking genius... You can thank me later.
 
Oh, sorry about that. When talking about personal things, I prefer to use someone's real name and I remember seeing your name as "Misty" numerous times. Either way, my stripping name is Seantrain, you should get one.

PS - THANK GOD my balls are on the other side of the country.
 
The ideas given here sparked my thought... which is usually what others' ideas do. I appreciate all the help. :) I WAS lost... but now, you all helped. And I got some bacon... lol

I can let him wake up to bacon... but that would be all... I got no eggs.
 
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