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I pulled a Bob Dole last night

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by totalburnout, Jan 26, 2007.

  1. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    :( :( :(

    That is all.

    Housemate as girl from home, who likes him, come over. Girl from home, brings her girlfriend.

    Ian rides the gravy train. Festively drinks a few beer but isn't smashed.

    ///Insert time warp where I spit good game and make everyone laugh here.

    Wind up in bed with girl. I'm all set to go when she's reaching down my pants. We play around for awhile and get interrupted a couple times.

    7a.m. rolls around, scramble to find condom, can't find condom for 5-10minutes, Mr. Happy is no longer so happy. Think that I'm good to go and get inside of her and no go.


    Why? failure.:(
     
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    ttiwwop

    so did you get your free kayak yet?
     
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    should ordered a sex store box from amazon like i did. no scrambling necessary :p
     
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    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    dood ur 21 and you have problems keeping it up?

    that's evolution in motion
     
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    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

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    dont jerk-off so much.. you might actually get aroused by the real thing
     
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    7am ? Fuck that. IF it ain't happenin by 12:30 I'm packin it in and preparing for tomorrow's game.
     
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    i'm sure he had to spoon all damn night to get to this point.. afraid to make the move.. thats how it usually ends
     
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    Bah. At school, there's little to no j/o'ing.

    The last time I had an O was falling asleep the one night, and waking up that morning to a couple of blowjobs. That was Weds night I believe.
     
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    by 7am the only thing left is morning wood
    sounds like "Mr. Happy" got bored and went home
     
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    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    If spooning counts as the girl hoping on the bed with us all, before I went to sleep, and running her hands up my abs and chest.

    Once we got into MY bed, she was rubbing my back so I rubbed hers, and eventually had a and going down my pants.

    The world works in mysterious ways.
     
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    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    I licked it up, since she tasted good and became a wet mess.

    How does that make you feel, B? It makes me tingly.
     
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    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    She was the one with the camera, not I.
     
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    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    Cough *old* cough.

    Cough *getamotherfuckingwheelchair* cough.

    Cough *andimspent* cough.
     
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    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

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    _N
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    Never Eat Strange Wookie.. hahaha..

    had to think of something to describe it that started w/ W..
     
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    kinda makes me feel like a stool.
     
  20. Black Widow g2

    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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    I blame her. She should have been willing to help you 'reinstate' you to 'pole' position.
     
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