I pulled a Bob Dole last night

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pissedoffsol (5:01:22 PM): hey bitch, my dick works. wanna come over?
pissedoffsol (5:02:31 PM): oh, and I have an M3 too... chicks like that!
georgette (5:02:33 PM): who are you?
pissedoffsol (5:02:41 PM): one of Ian's friends. he said you were easy and like to gag on t3h cock
pissedoffsol (5:02:55 PM): wanna come over?
georgette (5:03:09 PM): ewwwww, last time I was with Ian he couldn't even get it up
pissedoffsol (5:03:19 PM): yeah, we heard.... usual for him, ehh?
georgette (5:03:38 PM): yeah, but, i mean, i guess it's good. saves me from having to do that all the timef
 
DIE.


Oh yeah and she wasn't the one I couldn't get it up with, Mr. FullyFunctionalDick, that was last night's girl.
 
Calls up TBS.

I just wanted know if that was the funnies.

Mildly funny you say?

Time to laugh?

Okay, hahaha.
 
I betcha it's the pot.

And you'll all say "no no no .. come on man it's not pot" because you're actually addicted to it. And you'll say "Pot isn't addictive" and I'll just go home and use my working dick, forgetting all about your loser asses.


Nooch.
 
blah blah look at me I defend smoking pot because I'm so pseudo-educated by sources that I believe because I want to blah blah
 
blah blah look at me I defend smoking pot because I'm so pseudo-educated by sources that I believe because I want to blah blah


i think i'm a pretty good example as to why smoking up doesnt attribute to not being able to get it up.
 
I betcha it's the pot.

And you'll all say "no no no .. come on man it's not pot" because you're actually addicted to it. And you'll say "Pot isn't addictive" and I'll just go home and use my working dick, forgetting all about your loser asses.


Nooch.

Uh Steve...you quite probably almost always miss the mark when you try to peg me.

I have nothing been a regular smoker. The last time I smoked was in Atlantic City when I was real drunk and the casino cut me off from alcohol over Christmas break, before that the last time I smoked was probably a month before that, and before that I hadn't smoked more than once or twice in 4 months.

I try to take care of myself with the exception of the booze occasionally. The pot doesn't fit well with this, especially because it makes me feel weak and lethargic, which usually effects my workouts the next day or two.

If I cut out the booze, I'll tell you flat out that I'm the healthiest person on this website with far and few between. I've been a health junky since I started wrestling in 3rd grade and became conscious of exercise and meal choices, rater than the typical I have to starve myself to drop weight like the majority of other wrestlers had to do.
 
i think i'm a pretty good example as to why smoking up doesnt attribute to not being able to get it up.

Just like cigarettes its a vaso-dilator, so theoretically it can effect your blood flow and potentially lead to ED but many are recreational smokers or hardcore smokers and although they may not have as strong Mr. Happy's as if they were non smokers, they still function.

The thing that scared me about last night is this happened once in the past, shortly after I broke up with my ex-girlfriend and began to slut it up - with her and prior girls I had NEVER had a problem. So this makes time number two and I highly doubt it was the booze because I only had a handful of beers if that over a course of a couple hours and I had ate before.

I think/hope it was a combination of being sleep deprived and tired, not having eaten in 7hours, being completely sober and not caring about the girl one damn bit or particularly turned on by her.
 
unfortunately im cursed with nyphomania. too much is never enough:( stupid overactive libido. gets me into shit sometimes.

most likely it is what you described in your last paragraph bro.
 
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