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I think there is something wrong with my ass.

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Seany-izzle, Apr 27, 2006.

  1. Seany-izzle

    Seany-izzle New Member

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    WTF. I feel like i have to shit, so i go into the bathroom, sit down on the toilet and nothing. I piss, but nothing else. Its been happening quite a bit in the past two days, and just now i tried. Im sitting here at my computer and i feel the need to shit. Its not just gas either. I go to shit, try and push something out, but theres nothing, not even a nugget. Sometimes though, ill go in and try to shit and just a little guy plops out and thats it... but when i get out of the bathroom i still feel like i have to shit!!!!

    Im just waiting for the hour when i have to shit and i end up dropping my colon into the toilet...

    Its not constipation, because i still do shit, but wtf....

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  2. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    you try taking something thatll make ya shit?
     
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    oh god.....its another hemroid thread.
     
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    no, my roommate does have some mild laxative pills.... but fuck that.


    hahaah and no, i wont push so hard i get hemroids. ill accpet the fact that nothing is coming out, im not about to risk the lively hood of my anus lol
     
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    wtf lol

    your gonna scare off all the recent noobies with threads like this :p
     
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    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

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    Wheres that avatar. "I survived B's hemroid thread."

    PS...how the hell did battle pope used to do this...ive been on here all day...this is like a full-time job talkin to you mother fuckers. Im so worn out i might make it to sleep before 3AM.
     
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    ScrapinSi Senior Member

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    "Here I sit... Broken Hearted. Came to shit but only farted"

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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] Just what i was gonna say too
     
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    lol, its god punishing you for the new avatar pic you bastard [​IMG]

    you should look into one of those cleansing systems for your digestive system...
    its scary what people say comes out of them

    or you can just load up on lots o bran, etc
     
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    It's okay. Not everyone can jeopardize their employment with such ferocity.
     
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    hosmer I made the millionth post VIP

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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    Just goto Taco Bell..... [​IMG]
     
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    You have an STD. :ph34r:




    And how come HE gets racy avatars, not fair! :p

    *B lays down the line*

    *dveit gets the blame for no more seductive seanyizzle avatars*
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    i know... it should be removed.
     
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    i do a pretty good job :)
     
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    no joke. my boss left at 5...i worked till maybe 5:30....and then trolled the forums until 8:30. Lets hope i get this out today...probably not gonna hit 61 posts in 24 hours today.
     
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    maybe ill head to mcdonalds... their food always makes me poop.

    well i woke up this uhhh afternoon and went to sit on the toilet, because i felt like i had to shit.... i pushed and pushed, all im getting are little farts. oh god, i cant imagine whats in store when i finally do shit...
     
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