1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

i wanna sell a kidney...

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by civicious, Jan 29, 2004.

  1. civicious

    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

    Messages:
    9,855
    Likes Received:
    629
    Joined:
    Jun 15, 2003
    Location:
    Houston, TX
    i wanna sell one of my kidneys so i can buy a turbo.

    any idea as to:

    1. how much i could sell a kidney for

    2. how and where i could get it removed and sell it


    shit, you only need one. maybe i could sell a testicle too..i'd have to get like a prosthetic testicle put in thogh, so chics wouldnt get freaked out an shit.
     
  2. StarBellieAngel

    StarBellieAngel Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,679
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2003
    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    1) probably not a whole lot.. after all, you get jack shit for donating blood. you'd probably make more money becoming a sperm donor.

    2) call a surgeon.

    come to think of it:
    i should come up with a prototype for the 'prosthetic testicle' and sell it.

    hahahaha... thanks for the idea! lol

    unless there's already some freak who came up with it and it's in use... hahaha...
     
  3. B16

    B16 Super Moderator VIP

    Messages:
    11,539
    Likes Received:
    534
    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2002
    Location:
    yay area, CA
    dude, its against the law to sell your body parts for profit. you can only donate. :)
     
  4. StarBellieAngel

    StarBellieAngel Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,679
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2003
    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    i would have assumed something like that. but hey... there's always the 'black market' right? :ph34r:
     
  5. civicious

    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

    Messages:
    9,855
    Likes Received:
    629
    Joined:
    Jun 15, 2003
    Location:
    Houston, TX
    whaat? why the fuck not? theyre MY body parts!!!

    how do i get hooked up with this black market shit, anyways?
     
  6. DarkHand

    DarkHand Senior Member VIP

    Messages:
    5,117
    Likes Received:
    241
    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2002
    Location:
    Chicago, IL
    Wasn't there a thread here a while back claiming that you could get $100,000 per testicle?
     
  7. EF8CRXGen2

    EF8CRXGen2 Junior Member

    Messages:
    25
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 9, 2003

    rumors around here (kansas city area) you can go to Kansas State University (KU) and get on a waiting list to sell a testicle for 40K. I guess in Kansas you can get away with alot more than most states (abortions and you can get liscence at 15).

    AND if you want a fake testicle you can go to your local vet and get one. they use them on nutered dogs. its funny as fuck to hear a dog with them scratch its ear on while sitting on a hardwood floor. all you hear it a knocking sound like a big marble being dropped on the floor over and over again. if you do it, get one for a great dane and be the life of the party.
     
  8. 90 accord

    90 accord Chicks dig the box Moderator VIP

    Messages:
    5,008
    Likes Received:
    21
    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2002
    Location:
    Mesa, AZ

    holy shit thats the funniest thing i've read all day!!!!!!!!

    LMAO!!!!!!
     
  9. civicious

    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

    Messages:
    9,855
    Likes Received:
    629
    Joined:
    Jun 15, 2003
    Location:
    Houston, TX
    40k?? holy shit ill sell both of them...fuck havin kids, im gettin an sti!
     
  10. dok

    dok Senior Member

    Messages:
    728
    Likes Received:
    1
    Joined:
    Mar 20, 2003
    this fucken guy is crazy i would hate to race him he looks like he will do what ever to win
     
  11. civicious

    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

    Messages:
    9,855
    Likes Received:
    629
    Joined:
    Jun 15, 2003
    Location:
    Houston, TX
  12. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

    Messages:
    16,127
    Likes Received:
    1,020
    Joined:
    Aug 10, 2003

    LMAO.... :bo: :bo:



    :withstupid: that is great
     
  13. Slo86GT

    Slo86GT Super Moderator

    Messages:
    3,354
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2002
    Location:
    Memphis - Hellhole of the South
    Some guy sold his late-Uncle's false testicle on eBay a few months back...

    Anyone else remember that one? :)

    I'm keeping my body parts, thank you. I never know when I'll 3/4 of the way kill myself, and I'll be god damned if I'm going to be put on a blood machine. FUCK THAT.
     
  14. Cashizslick

    Cashizslick !i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

    Messages:
    5,751
    Likes Received:
    37
    Joined:
    Aug 15, 2003

    Forget that - my boyz aint goin nowhere, i dont care how much you got.
     
  15. DarkHand

    DarkHand Senior Member VIP

    Messages:
    5,117
    Likes Received:
    241
    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2002
    Location:
    Chicago, IL

    I think its cool from a genetic point of view...

    The whole point of life is to further your genetic line... If I can do that twice as fast for the same effort I'm all for it. :)
     
  16. Cashizslick

    Cashizslick !i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

    Messages:
    5,751
    Likes Received:
    37
    Joined:
    Aug 15, 2003








    :ph34r:
     
  17. civicious

    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

    Messages:
    9,855
    Likes Received:
    629
    Joined:
    Jun 15, 2003
    Location:
    Houston, TX
    i gotta find out how to sell a kidney and a testicle...

    shit, i could get a turbo AND an sti! and just for something that never gets used, and something that i probably wont ever need!

    :D
     
  18. MiguelDelFuego

    MiguelDelFuego Member

    Messages:
    69
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2004
    Sometime in the past there was an article on how much a human body could go for. Of course this takes into consideration that all of the parts are in good shape and the current demand was as high as it was when the article came out. The approx amount was near 2 mill.
     
  19. h22bubbleback

    h22bubbleback Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,559
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2003
    Location:
    North Jerzey
    its illegal to sell ur own body parts. period

    thats why we have Ebay :D
     
  20. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

    Messages:
    10,593
    Likes Received:
    103
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2002
    Location:
    caught in a mosh...
    why not try a sperm bank for starters??? :unsure:
     
Verification:
Draft saved Draft deleted

Share This Page