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I was just ransacked by special olympiads

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Celerity, Mar 22, 2008.

  1. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    This woman came around with a soccer team's worth of special olympiads, looking for help with a Product Basket for the olympic's auctions. The store front was FULL of god's little mulligans running around freaking OUT about the Imac, the chairs, the yellow colors, and two of them were going ON AND ON about "IT SMELLS GOOOOT". The sign is down in the front window, the mac almost got knocked off the table and my glass tables are smudged like a petri dish given a late-night lapdance from a puerto rican stripper working a double.

    Man, what the fuck. And this woman just calmly talked to me while they were shortcircuiting about the place, hooting and hollering about how much they love the color yellow.
     
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  2. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    this thread is worthless without video
     
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    BrutalB83 Brutal Moderator Moderator VIP

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    TTIWWOV?
     
  4. Dustin_m

    Dustin_m Active Member

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    They were at your house?
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    lol
    sounds like a blast
    what sort of store is this?
     
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    Sounds like I woulda strangled one, lol. So this is an actual store trying to do fundraising or what?
     
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    BrutalB83 Brutal Moderator Moderator VIP

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    That picture is fucking hilarious! :lmao: I wonder what he was going for exactly though? I mean the headband, nun-chucks, and elbow pads would seem to indicate TMNT, but then the Superman shirt?

    Oh well, I guess it made sense to him...
     
  9. 92civicb18b1

    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    My ex used to work with these autistic/retard/whatever the fuck they are beings. I don't know how she did it. I see one in the supermarket and I get pissed off cause they're so delusional they take up the whole god damn aisle, THEN when you try and walk by they give you the stare of retard-death, the look they give looks like they're ready to shoot some hypno-telekinesis-retard beam out of their left eyeball and the right looks like it's the store's secret mystery shopper ready to follow you around the store for the time you're there.
     
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    i can't say that i've even hated a retard
    i have a friend who wants to fuck one though...
    disturbing
     
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    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    I don't hate them, they just annoy me.
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    They were at my work. I like retards, but I don't get too close. Like babies. They are coated in a layer of something like plasma or something, it's a combination of peeps-sweat and spilled pepsi.

    And I'm going to pick apart Bryan's post, because there are at LEAST 4 quote worthy bits in there.
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    My cousin has down syndrome. not cool. He doesn't know better. The lady did and should be held accountable.
     
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    Aleaf.CRX Hates Cunts!

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    They have leashes at Petsmart for like $10 I think.
     
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    dacheat ..is grounded.

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    i don't laugh at retarded/disabled people, but i lmmfao at people that laugh at people that are retarded/disabled. does that still mean i'm evil? :(.
     
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    LS_VTEC you get the BRAKE

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    .....yes. :)
     
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    tunercrazed HS Official Hippie

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    you met my family? :eek:
     
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    BrutalB83 Brutal Moderator Moderator VIP

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    Ba ha ha ha ha! :lmao: Rep for both of you!
     
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    This thread delivers! :banana:
     
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    Haha your banana of power failed.
     
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