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Icyhot on the boys

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by corvetteguy78, Sep 24, 2009.

  1. corvetteguy78

    corvetteguy78 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Long story short....I had a personal trainer on Monday at the Gym...he wecked me and the ultimate soreness kicked on yesterday..i could barely walk upright..so i decided to put icyhot on my thighs and groin area....only.......i wiped some on my boys.....

    let me tell you something about pain.......i contiplated suicide.....most painful experience i have ever imagined......

    and as i write this ...i think to myself...what a great form of torture this could be for interrigations on terrorists....
     
  2. reckedracing

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    did you get it on the frank or just the beans?
     
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    lmao, i learned the bad way to with that stuff but not on my junk dang lol
     
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    95b16coupe New Member

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    remember that 'red hot' shit they had in high school? the extra greasy and super hot version of icy hot. i had a friend get paid $10 to rub some down on his sack. burned for hours. he couldn't get it off of there. what made it worse, while he was in the shower, the kid stole back the $10. but we couldnt' prove it.
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    Sorry had to fix the spelling....:ph34r:
     
  6. INJEN78

    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    ive never fucked with icyhot...but sounds real bad

    i know awhile back when i had poison oak on my balls from doing the pinch and roll to itch it opened up and then i put aloe vera on it...holy piss i actually cried.
     
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    I thought every guy knew not to Icy Hot their boys. Injen, im not even gonna ask.
     
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    Jeef NO MA'AM Moderator VIP

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    Fixed it for you
     
  9. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    Middle school baseball I would always Icy Hot my shoulder and elbow before games. I've had problem with them forever, but anyway I had it on the bus. One kid dared are all-star, dumbass shortstop to hit the boys with it. He had to sit out the entire game. Sat in the corner, at the end of the bench, moaning in pain. I knew what would happen, but I got to play center when they moved the starter to short. I was happy.
     
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    |Chaz| Well-Known Member VIP

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    Someone should dare one of their friends to use Icyhot as a lube during masturbation.
     
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    corvetteguy78 Well-Known Member VIP

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    the left/middle side of the sac.....imagine if that shit got inside the penis whole....like deep inside........
     
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    Drake Well-Known Member VIP

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    This is why I never messed with Icyhot when I was playing football or baseball. I know guys that have gotten it on their junk or rubbed the shit in their eyes because they didn't get it all washed off.
     
  13. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    in basic after one of the more retardedly long runs they had us do, i was icy hoting my calf muscle on my right leg

    had to piss

    without thinking i walked right up to the urinal and proceeded to get icy hot on my junk


    :huh: -- :unsure: -- :blink: -- :shock: -- :shocking: -- :eek: -- :shocked:


    :doh2:
     
  14. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    for the record:
    icy hot on the junk is no where near as painful as a 250,000v stun gun to the junk
     
  15. Cashizslick

    Cashizslick !i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

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    E how do you know this?

    :ph34r:
     
  16. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    that story is in a thread somewhere around here
     
  17. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    here i found it for you



    there ya go :)
     
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    A classic tale of tragedy on an epic scale.
     
  19. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    You sterile now?
     
  20. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    dunno :shrug: hope so :thumbsup:
     
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