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if you were president.....

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    what would you do? what would you change? who would you impeach/deport? what kinda of policies would you have?

    Curious to see what people think is bunk and whats right
     
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    i wouldnt do shit but make a lot of speeches and public appearences. probably get my dick sucked by a few interns just to give the media something to hype on. and i think thats about it.....
     
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    vpSPOONsol Senior Member

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    only congress has the power to impeach, the president can pardon offenses though...
     
  4. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    id sit in my room and download a rediculous amount of porn
    then id proceed to test the porn for effectiveness
    then if it passed the test i would keep it in my shared folder to distribute it to others
    if it didnt pass it would be deleted

    this process would be continuous and unending
     
  5. 90 accord

    90 accord Chicks dig the box Moderator VIP

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    :ph34r: :worthy:
     
  6. XZILER8

    XZILER8 Senior Member

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    -Close the borders already!
    -Eliminate Welfare
    -Flat tax
    -Deport all fat chicks to ethiopia
    -No mind games allowed from women (violators will join the fat chicks)

    and a bunch of other stuff........
     
  7. XZILER8

    XZILER8 Senior Member

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    so you're saying you're already president?
     
  8. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    nah
    i would just do a lot more of it if i was president
    i mean think of the internet connection the president must have
    now think about the amount of porn you could download with a connection like that

    :lol:
     
  9. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    your choices look pretty good too though
    if i could manage to get a hand free for a minute or two id probly pass a few of those
     
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    XZILER8 Senior Member

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    1 million times faster
     
  11. 90 accord

    90 accord Chicks dig the box Moderator VIP

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    :bo: :lmao: :bo: :lmao: :bo: :lmao: :bo: :lmao:
     
  12. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    -establish Madagascar as an Island for people with AIDS, noone gets out!
    -legalize!!!
    -legalize (prostituits sp?)
    -outlaw Wilson Phillips
     
  13. JDMilan

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    I can't be since I was foreign born. If I could be then I would just build my honda's and fuck some skinny nice college interns and have Larry Flint as my running mate.


    Milan
     
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    close the borders, kick whoever is "suspicious" out, stop giving fuckers visa's, stop giving everyone money and food when we have ppl that can't eat, here. Get rid of all the black ppl that get welfare, but drive escalade's on 24's (i'm not racist, but its the only race here that does that shit), the actual ppl that need it, can get it.

    My forgien policy would be to nuke whoever looked at me funny.

    as for money, i'd demand more money to be printed, if congress didnt like it, i'd stick them on a boat and set them in the atlantic ocean and blow it up, get new ppl into office. All child molesters will be shot on site. Child porn takers/distributors/watchers would also be shot. Rapist would get their dicks sucked by baby goats, then cut off and forced down their throats and left there to bleed.

    That about covers it.
     
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    Id lock this thread cause it is pointless, :lol:

    No i would make all the rich people give me money, then i would bomb every country excpet japan and australia. there just so cool. oh canada would be ffirst to go tho. then mexico, gotta get thoes out of the way.
     
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    i'd surround myself with the most intelligent/experienced minds in america and let them make decisions for me.
     
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    Im all for the elimination of welfare, i mean if the head of the house hold dies or gets hurt or something like that, im cool with helping them out, but those mother fuckers who are like 5th gen walefare takers, whos grand parents, parents have never worked a day in there life. I say we cut them off right now, then maybe i might see some of my own check.
     
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    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    [pulp fiction] ILL EXECUTE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU MOTHER-FUCKERS !!!!! [/pulp fiction]
     
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    w3rd... eye for an eye fuckers
     
  20. halcyon985

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    I would have the CIA and FBI frame B for child pornography, we would come on this site one day and it would all be japanese kiddie porn! :eek:

    Then in order to let off the heat I would make him give me everything out of his garage.
     
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