if you were president.....

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what would you do? what would you change? who would you impeach/deport? what kinda of policies would you have?

Curious to see what people think is bunk and whats right
 
i wouldnt do shit but make a lot of speeches and public appearences. probably get my dick sucked by a few interns just to give the media something to hype on. and i think thats about it.....
 
id sit in my room and download a rediculous amount of porn
then id proceed to test the porn for effectiveness
then if it passed the test i would keep it in my shared folder to distribute it to others
if it didnt pass it would be deleted

this process would be continuous and unending
 
Originally posted by E_SolSi@Jul 14 2003, 03:14 AM
id sit in my room and download a rediculous amount of porn
then id proceed to test the porn for effectiveness
then if it passed the test i would keep it in my shared folder to distribute it to others
if it didnt pass it would be deleted

this process would be continuous and unending

:ph34r: :worthy:
 
-Close the borders already!
-Eliminate Welfare
-Flat tax
-Deport all fat chicks to ethiopia
-No mind games allowed from women (violators will join the fat chicks)

and a bunch of other stuff........
 
Originally posted by E_SolSi@Jul 14 2003, 03:14 AM
id sit in my room and download a rediculous amount of porn
then id proceed to test the porn for effectiveness
then if it passed the test i would keep it in my shared folder to distribute it to others
if it didnt pass it would be deleted

this process would be continuous and unending

so you're saying you're already president?
 
nah
i would just do a lot more of it if i was president
i mean think of the internet connection the president must have
now think about the amount of porn you could download with a connection like that

:lol:
 
your choices look pretty good too though
if i could manage to get a hand free for a minute or two id probly pass a few of those
 
Originally posted by XZILER8@Jul 14 2003, 03:22 AM
-Close the borders already!
-Eliminate Welfare
-Flat tax
-Deport all fat chicks to ethiopia
-No mind games allowed from women (violators will join the fat chicks)

and a bunch of other stuff........

:worthy:

-establish Madagascar as an Island for people with AIDS, noone gets out!
-legalize!!!
-legalize (prostituits sp?)
-outlaw Wilson Phillips
 
I can't be since I was foreign born. If I could be then I would just build my honda's and fuck some skinny nice college interns and have Larry Flint as my running mate.


Milan
 
close the borders, kick whoever is "suspicious" out, stop giving fuckers visa's, stop giving everyone money and food when we have ppl that can't eat, here. Get rid of all the black ppl that get welfare, but drive escalade's on 24's (i'm not racist, but its the only race here that does that shit), the actual ppl that need it, can get it.

My forgien policy would be to nuke whoever looked at me funny.

as for money, i'd demand more money to be printed, if congress didnt like it, i'd stick them on a boat and set them in the atlantic ocean and blow it up, get new ppl into office. All child molesters will be shot on site. Child porn takers/distributors/watchers would also be shot. Rapist would get their dicks sucked by baby goats, then cut off and forced down their throats and left there to bleed.

That about covers it.
 
Id lock this thread cause it is pointless, :lol:

No i would make all the rich people give me money, then i would bomb every country excpet japan and australia. there just so cool. oh canada would be ffirst to go tho. then mexico, gotta get thoes out of the way.
 
i'd surround myself with the most intelligent/experienced minds in america and let them make decisions for me.
 
Originally posted by XZILER8@Jul 14 2003, 12:22 AM
-Close the borders already!
-Eliminate Welfare
-Flat tax
-Deport all fat chicks to ethiopia
-No mind games allowed from women (violators will join the fat chicks)

and a bunch of other stuff........

Im all for the elimination of welfare, i mean if the head of the house hold dies or gets hurt or something like that, im cool with helping them out, but those mother fuckers who are like 5th gen walefare takers, whos grand parents, parents have never worked a day in there life. I say we cut them off right now, then maybe i might see some of my own check.
 
I would have the CIA and FBI frame B for child pornography, we would come on this site one day and it would all be japanese kiddie porn! :eek:

Then in order to let off the heat I would make him give me everything out of his garage.
 
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