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Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by BodyDroppedNikes, Nov 9, 2006.

  1. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    apparently im a "fucking loser". heres the story:

    wednesday on my way to work, im cruising down the highway in the Ranger with the ass end dropped and the front up (its called a Cali Lean) and this mini van of looky loos looks over at my truck. so i decided "ok they wonder what all that shit is in the back of the truck, so i will show em". i drop the front end down then air the front back up and keep on cruising.no response. ususally i get a thumbsup but not this time. i shrug it off and keep on cruising. they get ahead of me and im just jamming to some tunes and i some how manage to get up beside them. i look over and the passenger puts up a handwritten sign that says "get a bigger truck you fucking loser". so im sitting there and im like "wtf". i drop the front end down, flip em the bird and cuss at em (i had my window up cause it was a lil cool today). if i had a sign and a magic marker i woulda made a sign that reads "id rather be a loser in a mini TRUCK than a loser in a mini VAN". fuck them...its pissed me off all damn day. ima carry a pad of paper and a marker with me from now for assholes like them.
     
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    AHHVTEC Well-Known Member VIP

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    you should have flashed them,,and im not talking about a nipple flash lol
     
  3. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    Seany-izzle New Member

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    you'll always have people who will hate. dont let it get to you.

    werent you used to that from owning a honda? lol
     
  5. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    I find it's best to carry the following:

    A camera flash. Make them stare at it, driver included "What the hell is <Flash> OH GOD I CAN'T SEE"

    Package of pancake syrup from McDs. Give it a toss. The first thing they'll do is hit their wipers, and I bet the wipers won't even make it up the windsheild. It's way better if you pour the syrup into a glass vial - the vial shatters, keeps the glass in it, and then the wipers smear broken glass and syrup when they use them.
     
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    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'll keep that syrup idea in mind. :D
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    syrup is an AWESOME idea

    maybe they just like dropped dually's more than dropped rangers? :)
    lol

    i usually get the thumbsup too
     
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    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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    i prefer a handful of ball bearings.
     
  9. TommyTheCat

    TommyTheCat Gonzo Scientist

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    Small thermonuclear device. Game Over.
     
  10. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    a handful of change usually does the job
     
  11. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    haha you're an ass, but splendid Idea...

    :eek:

    d'oh! give the change to the poor! like me!


    B don't worry about the mexicans packed into a minivan riding down US30... they're idiots.
     
  12. ScrapinSi

    ScrapinSi Senior Member

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    werd... I keep the pennies in the change drawer on the left, and the silver in the center console... Pennies = Ammo... Silver = DD Money.. :D
     
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