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[Battle Pope]

God, I've got some rancid farts today. I haven't even eaten anything strange. I can't believe my coworkers aren't complaining by now. Wow.

 

[reckedracing]

I can't believe my coworkers aren't complaining by now

bahahahaha

so you're one of THOSE eh?

do you just let em rip? or try and keep it hush hush?

 

[Battle Pope]

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I can't believe my coworkers aren't complaining by now

bahahahaha

so you're one of THOSE eh?

do you just let em rip? or try and keep it hush hush?

The Smell of Silence.

 

[MikeBergy]

LMMFAO. post of the evening. I'm like that too. And I serve tables. hehe.

 

[reckedracing]

hahahaha

nice

restaurant farting = bahahahahahhaha
i could just imagine eating a meal and getting a strong wiff of ass stench

 

[dveit]

There's nothing like the taste of ass to go with your steak. :yum:

 

[ScrapinSi]

Did you drink last night? Beer Farts > *.

 

[BodyDroppedNikes]

yeah i occaisonaly get the SBD's at work too. LOL

 

[dveit]

I get them at school all the time, maybe it's the coffee giving the finger to my digestive system.

 

[Battle Pope]

Nope. I think it was the red onions that were on my quizno's sub on monday. They tasted pretty strong when i was eating them, and my farts were reeking of onions yesterday...

 

[reckedracing]

http://www.funmansion.com/html/fm-Fart-Deo...n-Inventor.html

 

[posol]

onion farts? omg GAG

 

[Black Widow g2]

ok... here's what you do.

you let one of those nice big ones go... nice and silently... preferably in a populated elevator or other small enclosed area.

then, you ask.... 'do you smell something burning?!'

immediately, everyone will inhale REALLY BIG to see if they're about to burn.

then... try NOT to laugh as you know they're inhaling your rancid methane emissions.

 

[E_SolSi]

 

[vanillakilla]

did anyone watch the video clip? OMG that was hillarious he invented a fart pad

 

[MikeBergy]

watched it. lmao.

 

[BigJ]

I am lacktose intolerant and yeah well when I fart it is horrible.

I tend to drink a glass of milk one time a day and well for about 20 minutes I Have the worst gas of all time.

If I drink two glasses, or two helpings of dairy bad stuff happens and one will not want to go in there for a good 30 minutes.

 

[Black Widow g2]

i feel your pain. alfredo sauce does it to me every time. my body's a picky lactose intolerant sob though.

sometimes i can have anything... sometimes nothing.