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i'm tired of working with retards... are you?

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by pissedoffsol, Jul 5, 2005.

  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    so i get an email from a co-worker:



    do YOU have any idea what she's trying to say, because I don't have a freaking clue.

    I'm so sick and tired of trying to decipher this shit. Learn english for christ sake.

    And for the record, no, this is not a foreigner--- this is a white female, 35-45 ish.
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    reply: wait till this afternoon and see if you get a new file...

    she seems slightly to severly mentally retarded...
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    see thats why the alians think we are just meat. tell her to wait till tomaro and see if she wakes up.
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    "Alien" and "Tomorrow" but you got Meat right :)

    Yah, I get the most insane emails as well. People have NO email tact today. Email has been a corporate communication tool for almost 15 years now, and still people can't get the drift of it.

    When I'm a rush, I'll leave out some words like "as" or "the" but this woman has almost invented her own language.

    -> Steve

    EDIT: "When I'm a rush" See ?!
     
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    Battle Pope New Member

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    This is business, people. Not the time when you were 6 and made up a language with your imaginary friend Cledus.

    Reply: What the hell are you trying to say? Maybe it would be easier to type if you weren't using both hands to shove things up your ass.
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    trust me, you wouldn't. lol shes gotta be at least a deuce and a half.
     
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    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    Poorly-typed emails are about one of my biggest pet peeves. An ex-coworker of mine would do that a bunch, and much of the time his pseudo-language would make it onto our drawings. I was always changing his shit so that we actually looked sorta professional. :lol:
     
  9. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    where am the crack?
     
  10. B16RacerN2NR

    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    damn, WTF lol

    Who teached her how to spoke? :ph34r:
     
  11. phyregod

    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    Tell her this:

    The file dated for 7-4-05 should have been dated 7-1-05. But the letter that was dated 7-1-05 should have in fact been a file that was dated for 12-25-04.. Because you were working christmas.. Now the file that is dated 7-5-05 must be a virus, because it is clear that the file that was dated 7-1-05 still having flashbacks from 'nam.

    And but or, the! and/or, etc etc.... fat ass. You're welcome!
     
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    The only thing that bug me more than incoherent e-mails that demand a pointless responce are the co-worker that get pissed off at stuff that doesn't concern them or thier projects, just be cause thier project deal with the same thing.


    usually with e-mail like that.. I give no response. oh course I get 700 e-mails a day (literally) so I don't respond to 99.9% of my e-mail
     
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    ScrapinSi Senior Member

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    It could be worse...

    The wife is 9 months pregnant, emotional as hell, and her mom is going to pass away any day... I was supposed to work 3rd shift last night, but couldn't leave her alone... So I called in... The manager got pissy at me, then more pissy when I told him to fuck off that my family is more important...

    Then today, I get this e-mail from him...


    I forwarded the email to my boss (A VP) along with a note saying "Nice to see our managers have such compassion for family issues".

    I'd rather deal with incoherrant emails... :(
     
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    Guys like that need to be put in there place... Do he use adelphia? want me to turn his service off?
     
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    He probably does use Adelphia, but he's such a cheap fuck and a loser that its probably already been shut off because he spent the money for the bill on beer.
     
  16. B16RacerN2NR

    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    hey, i'm on adelphia. can you upgrade me to that premium package or give me a discount on my monthly bill? :D :ph34r:
     
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    Crap! That's only $10 more than I pay now for cable, 3mb down, 256k up. :angry:

    As for B, I'd just have to resort to calling her and and asking her what the heck she meant. :p
     
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    too bad i'm stuck using shitty ass eastern connecticut cable... $38/mo for Basic cable... :(
     
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    Adelphia has service in waterbury i think and the surrounding area..
     
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