im wanna get my ass fired

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Oh yeah!!! Just bring people to work with you. Bring them when you clock in and just hang out with them all day. When you clock out, take them home.
Pure genius!!!
 
Originally posted by TrailorParkPimp@Sep 4 2003, 10:19 PM
go to work naked?
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I would combine this with bringing people with you. have a big old naked picnic in the middle of the office on the floor. NO ONE would work, they'd all be staring at you guys eating lunch in the buff.

You could build a campfire and put up tents too.
 
go quasi african militant. Get an African fist wall hanging for the office, change you active deskop to Malcom X, wear one of those muslim hats (sorry honestly don't know what it's called) and act like the world owes you a living. Everytime someone comments on how you've changed or that your late, mean, whatever, tell them that's the man just trying to bring you down. Also tell everyone to start calling you Mohammad Mustafa Kalhid
 
try not punching out if you use a timeclock, if you dont get caught your making a lot of overtime and if you do get caught you'll most likely get fired
 
Originally posted by TrailorParkPimp+Sep 4 2003, 10:25 PM-->
TrailorParkPimp @ Sep 4 2003 said:
sleepergtx
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TrailorParkPimp @ Sep 4 2003 said:
@Sep 4 2003, 05:22 PM
...and put up tents too.
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umm how are they gonna pitch tents if they are naked?? LMMFAO
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not those kind of tents. I mean real tents, in the middle of the office. Go out like you're having a picnic when you're camping.

Ever been camping Brian? :p
 
Originally posted by TrailorParkPimp@Sep 4 2003, 10:32 PM
hold a satanic ritual in the office.

and James..yes ive been camping before...lots of times.
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oooooooooh yeah....sacrifice a live sheep! That would work, everyone throwin up.

I still like the idea of getting naked in the office though. :lol:
 
call in a bomb threat as "Mumar Khudaffi". It seemed to work for Jim Breuer.


Or better yet, Spam all of your co-workers with tons and tons of porn. :spam:
 
I you work in construction I would fall and break my leg or something!!!! Then you can collect disability and not work for awhile!!!!!
 
i say take some exlax in the morn, and while your working just shit in the garbage bin in front of everyone,,,,,'




Milan
 
what kinda of work do you do. i am good at coming up with ideas to get fired. all my friends ask me on advice on how to quit or get fired. one of my friends worked at a grocery store. i told him to start eating chips and drinking drinks that didnt work so one day when a truck came in i told him to accidently knock over a whole pallet of goods. so he turned the pallet jack to sharp and good buy glass jars of pickles and all kinds of shit.
 
Originally posted by jordan@Sep 4 2003, 07:51 PM
what kinda of work do you do. i am good at coming up with ideas to get fired. all my friends ask me on advice on how to quit or get fired. one of my friends worked at a grocery store. i told him to start eating chips and drinking drinks that didnt work so one day when a truck came in i told him to accidently knock over a whole pallet of goods. so he turned the pallet jack to sharp and good buy glass jars of pickles and all kinds of shit.
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hUcked on foniks wyerkd for mi!!!

Oh my god, I can't read that shit!!!
 
Originally posted by JDMilan@Sep 4 2003, 08:22 PM
i say take some exlax in the morn, and while your working just shit in the garbage bin in front of everyone,,,,,'




Milan
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Nice one Milan, that one had me cracking up for a while.
 
Originally posted by JDMilan@Sep 4 2003, 07:22 PM
i say take some exlax in the morn, and while your working just shit in the garbage bin in front of everyone,,,,,'




Milan
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Just like National Lampoon's Van Wilder!
That shit was hilarious!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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