Law enforcement officials tell TMZ the plans for Paris have changed. Although they had pre-screened a woman who was designated her cell mate, for the time being Hilton will be in solitary 23 out of 24 hours every day. The one hour that she's out, she's not really out. Hilton will be allowed to shower, use a phone and watch TV in a small pod adjacent to her cell. Ok now I've been to jail a few ::cough::dozen::cough:: times in my life span. Never before was my cell mate prescreened. Nor was I given solitary,(well not before the fights anyway). How many people do you know who violated probation for DUI and got sentanced to 45 fucking days only to have it reduced to 23.... wtf kind of message does this send.... that with enough money you can buy your way out of almost anything? Anyone catch the Mtv Music awards.. I FUCKING LOVE SARAH SILVERMAN... I'm glad someone has the intestinal fortitude to tell it like it is. Even though it was cloaked in comedy (and I use that term loosely) I still think it hit home. Her (paris') life is one big sex joke. Its too bad she won't be put in general pop. I was hoping to see a tabloid exerpt reading: "She (Paris) ate my pussy like shrimp fried rice" Dont know where I'm going w/this... just a rant I guess.. it pisses me off to see that those w/TONS of money get preferential treatment. Cause you can bet your sweet ass that if it was myself or any other "joe schmoe" off the street we'd have our asses in jail for 6 months and be watching out for our sacred hole 24/7.