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#$^%ing Emos

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by MoSeS, Mar 15, 2007.

  1. MoSeS

    MoSeS New Member

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    so i normally like to think of myself as a pretty tolerant person. i don't care what you do just dont shove it my face, you know. something about emos drive me up a wall. they are so fucking annoying. so me and the wife are walking through the mall the other day when we come up on this group of like 3 emos. they are blocking the walking area so i say excuse me and try to go through. well they just kinda stand there and look at me. so i just bump one out of the way and walk through, my wife follows and as we are walking away one of called me a faggot. i turned around and laughed at him, saying that it wasn't very insulting coming from an emo. i guess i pissed him off but it didn't bother me much but then i heard him say something about my wife, well, im not sure what they said but it was enough. i turn around again and walk up to this little punk and ask him what he said. he told me to fuck off, sooooo, i punched him in the face, i didn't really mean to but this guy just set me off. i almost feel bad for it because he just fell on the ground and started rolling around saying his nose was broke. i look at the other 2 and one of them starts running at me like hes going to tackle me. i just stuck my foot out and let him run into it. it would have been funny if i wasn't so pissed. he gets up and i punch him in the jaw and he drops too. im looking for the other one cause he got behind me. i turn around in time to see my wife kick him in the balls and then knee him in the face. 3 emos down only 9878754435677654 to go.
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    awesome
     
  3. MoSeS

    MoSeS New Member

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    yeah my wife is pretty hardcore, all 105 lbs of her!
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    so you walked away without assault charges?

     
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    MoSeS New Member

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    we RAN out, without assault charges. it was right by the parking garage entrance and it only took about 2 mins to kick the shit out of them.
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    lolol

    i wouldnt have bothered. they would have /wrists eventually anyway.
     
  7. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    you should have said

    "Cheer up emo bitch"

    lol
     
  8. MoSeS

    MoSeS New Member

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    ahhh hindsight...........
     
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    but now i gave them a good reason to do so.:D
     
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    TommyTheCat Gonzo Scientist

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    Shouldn't this be in the kill stories section? lol. Emo's PWN3D.
     
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    micah Senior Member

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    my day just got a bit brighter
     
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    Reenactment video please! Seriously, I'm with you and your decision making for the situation.... Damn all emos. You and your wife should fight crime =D
     
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    MoSeS New Member

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    i need a crime fighting name............
     
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    klyph Dismember VIP

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    You could just use Moses, your wife would be the Fiery Bush :ph34r:
     
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    Kanned Beast

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    HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Hot damn, that's just fucking ridiculous.

    Moses won't work for a crime fighting name... How about "Blade"? I know it's taken, but damn is it relevant for fighting emos =D
     
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    you could perform wwf moves on them... like the Razors Edge. (oh its real)
     
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    allbottledup Senior Member

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    what the hell is a emos? I must of missed a thread awhile ago.
     
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    They're dark and sensitive with low self esteem, the way they dress makes everyday feel like Halloween...
    Here's a video to warn society of this fad...
    _NSFW_ at parts.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHTAT_UPm18
     
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    actually i think you missed a generation.:ph34r:
     
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    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    TTIWWOP like a mofo! ^_^
     
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