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Insane Facts

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by endlesszeal, Jun 11, 2003.

  1. endlesszeal

    endlesszeal Senior Member

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    I got these 'facts' from a friend and I thought I'd share it with everyone:
    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
    (Hardly seems worth it.)
    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out
    to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
    (O.M.G.!)
    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
    (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
    A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
    (I'm still not over the pig..)
    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
    (Do not try this at home....... maybe at work.)
    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
    ("Honey, I'm home. What the.....?!")
    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
    (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
    (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
    (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
    Butterflies taste with their feet.
    (Something I always wanted to know.)
    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
    (Hmmmmmm........)
    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
    than left-handed people.
    (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
    Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
    (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
    A cat's urine glows under a black light.
    (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
    (I know some people like that.)
    Starfish have no brains.
    (I know some people like that too.)
    Polar bears are left-handed..
    (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
    pleasure.
    (What about that pig??)
    Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone.
     
  2. Tonyd0821

    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    /hello and welcome to 5 months ago/hello
     
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    dcsports413 Senior Member

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    :lol: Funny, I feel smarter now. :lol: I've never seen that before.
     
  4. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    More like 5 years ago... actually more like 10 years+. That's how long I've seen that list floating around.
     
  5. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    yeah this has been floating around for a while ... still funny though :)
     
  6. Tonyd0821

    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    err that was a typo, yeah thats it....5 YEARS ago.....heh heh heh

    less anyone think ive only been online 24/7 for the past two years or so...
     
  7. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    I don't think the giraffe can jump either once it's full grown

    did you know there is no word in that rimps with "Month" or "Purple"
     
  8. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    rimps? rhymes!!!! Did you know, an elephant is the only animal with 4 knees.
     
  9. Havok

    Havok Senior Member

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    What?
    [​IMG]
     
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    SkorchedZero Member

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    I'll take colors that end in Urple...
    "What is light urple?" :D

    How does a turtle jump?
     
  11. endlesszeal

    endlesszeal Senior Member

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    Oh shit me. I didnt know it was that old. Anyway, i thought it was funny and im sure not EVERYONE has seen it.
     
  12. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    Oh of course not- I'm just giving karnash hell because I saw it a looooooooooooong time ago. I'm sure that most of you guys haven't been on the internet as long as I have anyway.

    :lol:
     
  13. CRX-YEM

    CRX-YEM Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out
    to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

    even more interesting, during each palpitation a force of about .5lbs is generated
    if you were to stand on a scale that was able to resolve .25lbs you would actually see the needle bounce
     
  14. Tonyd0821

    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    downloading porn? yes.

    looking at tidbits of information like this? no.
     
  15. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    :werd:
    porn made the internet what it is today

    it all started out as some millitary people networking their information together.... then some pervert computer geeks realised that this network could be a good inexpensive way of distributing porn.... the network grew.... then people who were sharing porn decided to start sharing other shit ... like "phreaking" techniques (ways of cheating the phone company out of money)... how to build bombs out of household cleaning products... a little more porn... and then corprate america decided to start using the network to sell shit (money hungry bastards)... and pow the internet was born :)
     
  16. Havok

    Havok Senior Member

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    and thus Brian was evolved.
     
  17. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    i had inTar net with win 3.x and a 14.4 modem back in '91 :)
     
  18. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :lol: ROFLMAO!!!! :lol: Everytime I see Brian, I think of the picture of him giving the finger. :lol:
     
  19. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    you mean the "Flag Day" pic??

    [​IMG]

    :ph34r:
     
  20. sportlinecrx

    sportlinecrx Banned

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    shit i didnt even know how to turn on a computer back then
     
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