On The Golf Course
A man, while playing on the front nine of a
complicated golf course became confused as to where
he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady
playing ahead of him. He walked up to her,
explained his confusion and asked her if she knew
what hole he was playing.
She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you are a
hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole."
He thanked her and went back to his golf.
On the back nine the same thing happened; and he
approached her again with the same request. She
said, "I'm on the 14th hole, you are a hole behind
me, so you must be on the 13th hole."
Once again he thanked her and returned to his
play.
He finished his round and went to the clubhouse
where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the
bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.
The bartender said that she was a sales lady and
played the course often.
He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink
in appreciation for your help. I understand that
you are in the sales profession. I'm in sales,
also. What do you sell?"
She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh." He
promised her he
wouldn't. "Well, if you must know," she answered,
"I work for Tampax."
With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off his
barstool. She said, "See, I knew you would laugh."
"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm
a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole
behind you.
A man, while playing on the front nine of a
complicated golf course became confused as to where
he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady
playing ahead of him. He walked up to her,
explained his confusion and asked her if she knew
what hole he was playing.
She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you are a
hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole."
He thanked her and went back to his golf.
On the back nine the same thing happened; and he
approached her again with the same request. She
said, "I'm on the 14th hole, you are a hole behind
me, so you must be on the 13th hole."
Once again he thanked her and returned to his
play.
He finished his round and went to the clubhouse
where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the
bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.
The bartender said that she was a sales lady and
played the course often.
He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink
in appreciation for your help. I understand that
you are in the sales profession. I'm in sales,
also. What do you sell?"
She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh." He
promised her he
wouldn't. "Well, if you must know," she answered,
"I work for Tampax."
With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off his
barstool. She said, "See, I knew you would laugh."
"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm
a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole
behind you.
