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Insomiacs joke of the day.

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  1. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    On The Golf Course


    A man, while playing on the front nine of a

    complicated golf course became confused as to where
    he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady
    playing ahead of him. He walked up to her,
    explained his confusion and asked her if she knew
    what hole he was playing.

    She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you are a
    hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole."

    He thanked her and went back to his golf.

    On the back nine the same thing happened; and he
    approached her again with the same request. She
    said, "I'm on the 14th hole, you are a hole behind
    me, so you must be on the 13th hole."

    Once again he thanked her and returned to his
    play.

    He finished his round and went to the clubhouse
    where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the
    bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.
    The bartender said that she was a sales lady and
    played the course often.

    He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink
    in appreciation for your help. I understand that
    you are in the sales profession. I'm in sales,
    also. What do you sell?"

    She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh." He
    promised her he
    wouldn't. "Well, if you must know," she answered,
    "I work for Tampax."

    With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off his
    barstool. She said, "See, I knew you would laugh."

    "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm
    a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole
    behind you.
     
  2. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    cute
     
  3. boostedf22

    boostedf22 dis is why im not

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    Bob Vila ɐןıʌ qoq Admin VIP

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  5. boostedf22

    boostedf22 dis is why im not

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    you know you laughed a little bit
     
  6. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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