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Interview With A Ricer

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Capt. Orygun, May 10, 2003.

  1. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    ran into this kid today outside of walmart, he had like a 96 teg or something, not important. we start talking right? It goes something like this.

    DUBBZILLA: Hey man you gotta knife
    RICEZILLA: No man why
    DUBBZILLA: it's this plastic on this memory stick, it won't open
    RICEZILLA: (stepping closer and seeing the rotas) do you race
    DUBBZILLA: Nope stock, hope to start realing getting into the track next year though, why do you?
    RICEZILLA: I got a little something something (here we go....)
    DUBBZILLA: Let me guess: cold air, header, exhaust? Something like that?
    RICEZILLA: Nope just a 150 shot of NAAAAWWWWWWZZZZZZSSSS!!!!
    DUBBZILLA: (wiping shit from my brow) your bottle feeding at 150 hp, no shit?!? Can I see your setup
    RICEZILLA: Sorry I can't (?)
    DUBBZILLA: Why not??
    RICEZILLA: when THEY installed it they didn't show me where they put it (must...not...choke...dumbass!!!)
    DUBBZILLA: did you have to resleve the block or anything? How did you manage a 150 shot?
    RICEZILLA: No nothing like that, I just got REALLY BIG PISTON SEALS!!!!!
    DUBBZILLA: Wow (can't breathe), how do you service the bottle?? (get ready for this next line!)
    RICEZILLA: Oh I just keep it on all the time (yeah okay, and I have an air compressor hooked into my intake manifold)
    DUBBZILLA: I see (oh, and now it gets worse!!)
    RICEZILLA: We (apperently he's refuring to the mouse in his pocket) race at the track on base
    DUBBZILLA: No shit, I didn't know there was a track on base (MAKE IT STOP!!!!!)
    RICEZILLA: Oh yeah, I think theres one anyway (I thought you said "we" race there?!?)

    after that I understandably excused myself, they need a branch of the police that removes people like that of there cars, I mean come on is he for real?? 150HP shot of NOS on REALLY BIG PISTON SEALS?!?

    Fucking Wallmart!!
     
  2. Slo86GT

    Slo86GT Super Moderator

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    Where do I pick up some Piston Seals? My mustang could use a set. It burns 20w50 Castrol GTX like it's gas.
     
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    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    I'll bet smokey'd run with your turbo POS honda, smartass. ;)
     
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    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    ok loser buys the winner a quart of oil=) 15-50 full synth baby!

    Jeff
     
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    htrcivic96sir Senior Member

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    jesus christ.....i got one for you. My boy bought a deer siren ( you know the things people put on their cars to warn deer when they're near) and tried to put it on his intake pipe to make it sound like a turbo. I tried to tell him though even if he got it to work he couldnt hear it becuase its to high pitched for humans to hear. What a dumb shit.
     
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    the whistles go woooooooo.... woo wooooooooooo :woo:
     
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    people have these whole "turbo simulators" with compressed air and horns.


    *shakes head*
     
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    lol those stealth 150 shot bottles are the shit!
     
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    Dude, I pulled a V10 out of a viper and "we" stuffed it in my civic. But I forgot where it is... :rolleyes:
     
  12. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    :withstupid:

    why do stupid people always make for the best running jokes??
     
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