it has begun....

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Everyone wonders why I have so many anti-zombie tools.

This.
 
What the fuck is wrong with you people on the East coast? I mean really. I'm starting to get a little concerned.


Have you seen my neighborhood lately? :(
 
SOP: Flamethrower dog, Video security system, Tactical Shotgun. Bring it.

Flamethrower? Why would anyone think a flamethrower is a good idea in a zombie apocalypse? Hmm. How can we make flesh eating monsters scarier? Oh. I got it. Light them on fire.
 
I was confused as well. But I thought you devised a way to strap a flamethrower to your dog. I'm so disappointed.
 
My gf's sister lives next to a breeder of German Shepherds and English Mastiffs. She adopted one of their "mistakes" (they had a mixed litter mishap.) I'm looking to get a Shepherd pup soon as I can.
 
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I picked up another one. Check the thread to see pics in a few minutes.
 
You guys are forgetting the most important part:

If these were actually zombie attacks, the victims would be turning into zombies shortly thereafter...instead of dying, or lying comatose in hospital beds.

Noobs...paranoia much? Or just eager for an excuse to splatter your neighbors all over the place with 00 buck...?
 
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