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italian momma :)

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    >> >Mrs. Ferrara comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner, who lives with a
    >> >female roommate Vikki. During the course of the meal, his mother
    >> >couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long
    >> >been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had
    >> >only made her more curious.
    >> >
    >> >Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
    >> >started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate
    >> >than met the eye.
    >> >
    >> >Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must
    >> >be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."
    >> >
    >> >About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your
    >> >mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
    >> >You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
    >> >
    >> >"Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her, just to be sure."
    >> >
    >> >So he sat down and wrote:
    >> >
    >> >Dear Momma,
    >> >I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not
    >> >saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been
    >> >missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Anthony
    >> >
    >> >Several days later, Anthony received a response e-mail from his Momma
    >> >which read:
    >> >
    >> >Dear Son,
    >> >I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying that
    >> >you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was
    >> >sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
    >> >Love, Momma.
    >> >
    >> >Lesson of the day ..... Don't Lie to Your Mother...especially if she is
    >> >Italian !
     
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    Havok Senior Member

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    Nice one
     
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    90 accord Chicks dig the box Moderator VIP

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    this was posted in a "joke" thread a while back..
     
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    LOl,,,,nice



    Milan
     
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    Funnnnnnny...lol i can vouch for the deal w/ italian mothers...*flinch* im getting chewed out by mine as i type *sigh* :lol:
     
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    was good when i read it the first time around :)
     
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