>> >Mrs. Ferrara comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner, who lives with a >> >female roommate Vikki. During the course of the meal, his mother >> >couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long >> >been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had >> >only made her more curious. >> > >> >Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she >> >started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate >> >than met the eye. >> > >> >Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must >> >be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates." >> > >> >About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your >> >mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. >> >You don't suppose she took it, do you?" >> > >> >"Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her, just to be sure." >> > >> >So he sat down and wrote: >> > >> >Dear Momma, >> >I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not >> >saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been >> >missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Anthony >> > >> >Several days later, Anthony received a response e-mail from his Momma >> >which read: >> > >> >Dear Son, >> >I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying that >> >you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was >> >sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. >> >Love, Momma. >> > >> >Lesson of the day ..... Don't Lie to Your Mother...especially if she is >> >Italian !