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IDMaxGuy

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YAAAAYYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAAY FINALLY 18 I CAN BUY PRON SO MUCH PRON YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEESSSSSSSS
 
buy porn???????

just download the shit for free y0!
 
haha ya i know, i have had porn since i was like 12 but still.... just knowing that i can walk into a porn shop and be like, hey, you guys got any hard anal with jenna jameson.... ok ill settle for kobe tai
 
Originally posted by IDMaxGuy@May 17 2004, 07:44 AM
haha ya i know, i have had porn since i was like 12 but still.... just knowing that i can walk into a porn shop and be like, hey, you guys got any hard anal with jenna jameson.... ok ill settle for kobe tai

"Yea, ah, gimme that copy of Cum Guzzling Teen Sluts, oh and a pack of Marlboro 100's, thanks"
 
Originally posted by TurboMirage@May 17 2004, 07:42 AM
its just porn. get a real girlfriend and make your own porn. :thumbsup:

A helpful hint is to place the camera on top of the highest piece of furniture in your bedroom so as to capture all the action. otherwise chances are you will go out of camera's view while you are banging your girlfriend.

/martha stewart tip of the day
 
nah i already got one with me and my ex... she was cool enough to let me do it :)
 
YAAAAYYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAAY FINALLY 18 I CAN BUY PRON SO MUCH PRON YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEESSSSSSSS


Wow im barely 17 and it sounds like im getting alot more than you lol I havent needed to look at a porno for almost 2 years. Everytime i get the urge i just pop my hood :lol:
 
yippie... porn... such an accomplishment, eh?

Im 19, never bought a porno movie, bought a mag on my way to basic, never bought a pack of cigs or a lottery ticket... being 18 is really no big damn deal.
 
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