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Jesus some ebay sellers are fucking STUPID

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by civicious, Feb 18, 2005.

  1. civicious

    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    So I ordered some TYC clear lens headlights, and 'JDM style' amber corners off Ebay today. I paid with paypal, as I always do. My 'verified Paypal shipping address' is

    PO Box 855
    141 S Main
    Groveton, TX 75845

    because the PO box is where my CC bill goes to, and the 141 S Main is my dad's business, where I have everything shipped to (it's cheaper to ship to a business). Whenever someone sells something to me and I pay via paypal, that is EXACTLY what they see. EXACTLY. From time to time, a stupid-ass Ebay 'Power Seller' sends me an email saying that they can't ship to a PO Box. Well jesus tapdancing pinhead christ, the street address is a millimeter below the po box!!

    Anyways, tonight I get this email:



    So i responded with this:



    And the attached picture (drumroll please)....





















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  2. swanny

    swanny Senior Member

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    bwhahahahahah nice.
     
  3. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    you're fucked now.

    you won't be getting shit. lol
     
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    hello is anyone home jessica
    haha
     
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    nfn15037 Senior Member

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    I'd send you a box with a paper in it saying "Get bent"
     
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    adidas_man Honorary Honda Driver

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    Taco15 I wear stretchy pants VIP

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    lmfao! you better hope your package comes back in one piece.

    Nice though :woo:
     
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    true but that doesnt make it any less funny, lol.
     
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    It looks like I have a student. You have a long ways to go to reach Havokness, though. I hope she sends you a dildo saying "Go fuck yourself" :)

    And that's what you get for buying "JDM style" ANYTHING. Ricer.
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    :werd: :werd: :werd:
     
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    tab Super Moderator

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    nice kill young padwa, but you have yet to harness the force.

    Yes, it's damn funny. No, it wasn't needed.

    <<<Laughs even harder.

    It's like asking someone at Burger King for a queen size shake. Sure, they'll shake it for you, and jizz in you burger.
     
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    :lmao:

    You never cease to amaze me Wil...
     
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    Taco15 I wear stretchy pants VIP

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    Wow. I spend the day working on the suspension for the hatch, and in that time, this bitch:

    1. responds to my email (posted below)
    2. refunds my money through paypal
    3. leaves me negative feedback

    but not just ANY negative feedback....this:


    Now, aside from the fact that it is the only negative feedback I have EVER received on ebay, I have a few problems with this:
    1. Rude, yes. Irresponsible, no. I paid IMMEDIATELY with paypal. It's not my fault this cunt can't read a mailing address.
    2. Why should buyers beware? It seems to me that SELLERS should beware, seeing as she was the SELLER in this auction. I guess all other buyers should BEWARE because I'm such a hardcore mofo that every other buyer on ebay should be shitting in their pantaloons because they aren't a hardcore gravel-chewin' motherfucker like me.
    3. Cautious? What am I gonna do, mail them a razor blade and hope that they cut themselves when they open the envelope? Jesus...

    Here's the email she sent me, with the response that I emailed her in bold:


    Jessica, you seem like a nice girl. A nice girl that probably didn't think you were 'cool' in high school, so you let any dipshit with two balls and a shaft smash you like a hooker-shaped pinata in a Mexican prison. Now you've got 2 bastard kids and a GED class that you're late for because you're reading this whole email. Well guess what, I'm a high school graduate, and that means that I'm entitled to tell you that I am better than you. Why am I better than you? Check your feedback, you'll notice that I left you positive feedback. That's right, even though you're an illiterate, cock-monging cunt-and-a-half, I still have it in me to feel sorry for you. I'd hate for you to lose your minimum-wage Ebay-department-handling job because of your overlooking my correct shipping address and me leaving you a negative feedback, because I understand how it is for you to have to buy your crack and feed your kids on the side. At this point, I'd like you to check YOUR paypal account. You'll find a payment of $6.49, which is the cost of a bottle of Midol from http://www.drugstore.com/qxp10182_333181_s...ome_caplets.htm . Unfortunately I didn't send you any money for the shipping, as it seems that you have some sort of freak reaction to anything dealing with shipping.

    In addition to the funds for you to buy some Midol, I'd like to tell you that Jesus loves you, and He doesn't approve of you telling people to go to hell. Jesus is my friend, and He just told me that if He hears about one more outburst from you, he's going to turn your clitoris into a cat turd.

    Thanks, and have a nice day!

    ----

    And yes, I really did send that.
     
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    civicious u are cool with me an all but i think ya went to far with that. i would have just sent her my correct addy. an called it a day. everybodies happy that way.
     
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    ....Best quote....

    EVER

    :lmao:
     
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    :lmao: wil, you're awesome. most importantly... wasn't she complaining about the 'vulgar' language, then she felt it necessary to capitalize the obscenities she used.

    i bet she's blonde, fat, and on her period. 3 things you don't want to fuck with when combined.
     
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    you still da man! :D
     
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