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Global Project Manager: Dell. Consulting, so it's not permanent. Sounds WAY more impressive than it is.
 
Engineering Technician (Co-op) for the U.S. Navy, in the summers at least.
 
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im a jiz mopper at a local porn shop with preview rooms
 
I'm a college recruiter. I go to college fairs and set up a booth with info and also call high school kids and talk to them about college. Fun stuff. Not really.

Full time jobs with benefits are hard to come by in Michigan... :(
 
How's the pay?

pay is decent, good benefits, excellent retirement plan, good employee discount, plenty of time off... pretty sweet job other than the whole mopping up jiz part
 
I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people
 
average day

*sitting at counter*
customer --- excuse me
me --- yeah?
customer --- what channel is 'Ass Reaming Internal Combustions 12' playing on?
me --- i dunno man check the wall theres a list... if its playing on one of the channels, it will be listed there
customer --- oh... ok.. thanks
*customer starts to walk away*
*customer pauses at a display*
*comes back to the counter*
customer --- oh hey... im gunna pay for this now
*puts tube of lube on the counter*

:wtf2:
 
Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.
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Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
 
Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.

Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.


ThinkGeek :: Initech
 
Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.

Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

lmfao
 
Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.

Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

Lmao!

Well, Im a job planner, machinist, and welder for an aircraft ground support equipment manufacturer. Although I dont get to weld nearly as much as I use to, my time in the machine shop is usually limited to about a week at a time, and I am asked to float around the shop, helpin ppl get caught up when they get behind on their work. So really I guess I do a lil everything that we're capable of doin.
 
I dig ditches.
 
Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.

Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.


Lol office space (Thathathaaat s my stapplleeer)
 
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