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joke for today

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by CRX-YEM, Mar 23, 2004.

  1. CRX-YEM

    CRX-YEM Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:


    A half-gallon of 2% milk.


    A carton of eggs.


    A quart of orange juice.


    A head of romaine lettuce.


    A 2 lb. can of coffee. and a


    1 lb. package of bacon.


    As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
    standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the
    cashier.


    While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
    "You must be single."


    The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by
    the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.


    She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
    unusual about her


    selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.


    Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're
    absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"


    The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
     
  2. Slammed90Lude

    Slammed90Lude Senior Member

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    :lmao: good stuff hahah
     
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    Jonathan Winters !

    Comedy channels on Sirius > XM
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    90crxb18 Senior Member

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    ha ha!! :D i heard that about a year ago from a man at my work. its still so damn funy everytime i hear it!!
     
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    haha, still a good laugh..... but the first time i heard it was on this site a while back.
     
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    OMFG that was great :lmao:
     
  10. Cashizslick

    Cashizslick !i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

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    HAHAhahahahhaHAHAHAHAHAHahhahhaHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhaha
     
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    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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  13. erebunicrx

    erebunicrx my name is Dale

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    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

    best joke I've heard ALL DAY!!!! (only joke i heard all day, but still damn good!)
     
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    BWAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
     
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    Hahahah that's funny! :lol: :bo:
     
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