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  1. StarBellieAngel

    StarBellieAngel Senior Member

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    A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

    Officer: May I see your driver's license?
    Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

    Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
    Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

    Officer: The car is stolen?
    Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

    Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
    Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the owner and stuffed her in the trunk.

    Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
    Driver: Yes, sir.

    Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police officers, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

    Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
    Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

    Captain: Who's car is this?
    Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.

    Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
    Driver: Gun? What gun ?? There's no gun in it.

    (Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.)

    Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told there's a body in it.
    Driver: A what??

    (Trunk is opened; no body.)

    Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

    Driver: Yeah, And I'll bet he told you I was speeding too !!!
     
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    JDMPlaya Senior Member

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    haha, I never heard that one, pretty funny
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    bahahahahaha that one never gets old :)
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    Slammed90Lude Senior Member

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    LMAO

    new to me- good one misti :p
     
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    TommyTheCat Gonzo Scientist

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    it's a joke...try laughing instead of analyzing.
     
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