Joke II.

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A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on
the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it
starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished
it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it
was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

That's it!" She blows her top, "You Bastard! You waltz in here, flop
your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to
run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean
and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. " Aw fuck, it's started."
 
I'M not going to be capitan Obvious on this one. So someone can do the favor.


:lol: :lmao: Funny!
 
HondaH22FI: gotta find somewhere to host it
SomebodysRomeo: hs wont do it?
HondaH22FI: doubt it
HondaH22FI: brian is touchy
HondaH22FI: hehe
HondaH22FI: ill ask
SomebodysRomeo: hhaha, dont get between him and his bandwith;-)
HondaH22FI: ol
HondaH22FI: lol
HondaH22FI: he is proud of his new server
SomebodysRomeo: i know
SomebodysRomeo: prob gets a hard on when he thinks about it
HondaH22FI: lmao
HondaH22FI: i should quote that
HondaH22FI: we should
SomebodysRomeo: go for it
SomebodysRomeo: haha


I'm TOUCHY?

oh no, you didn't
 
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