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Joke II.

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  1. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

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    A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on
    the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it
    starts."

    She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished
    it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

    This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it
    was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

    That's it!" She blows her top, "You Bastard! You waltz in here, flop
    your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to
    run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean
    and wash and iron all day long?"

    The husband sighed. " Aw fuck, it's started."
     
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    :wtf: ?? I don't get it
     
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    You don't get it? I now crown thee Ubertard. lol

    :ji:
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    I'M not going to be capitan Obvious on this one. So someone can do the favor.


    :lol: :lmao: Funny!
     
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    lol.....so very true!!!
     
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    hahahaha, thats great
     
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    LMMFAO, its funny cause its true. lol hehe its funny.
     
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    I'm TOUCHY?

    oh no, you didn't
     
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    yes.. i think he did
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    Because you don't get it. Or have never had a girlfriend. I'm guessing the latter.
     
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    W3rd y0. Definitely the latter.
     
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