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Joke III

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  1. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

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    A young man got a license to trap furs for the winter in Alaska. After buying supplies in a local town he went into a nearby saloon. Approaching the bartender he asked, "Is there any action to be had in this town?"

    "What do you mean, action," asked the bartender.

    "I mean, are there any women," said the trapper.

    "No, but there's always old Joe," replied the bartender.

    "No thanks," said the trapper. "I don't go for that kind of stuff."

    The next spring the trapper came back into town. After being snowed in for 9 months he was in a slightly different frame of mind. He walked into the bar and asked, "Is there any action in town?"

    "There's still old Joe," replied the bartender.

    "If I were to go for old Joe," he asked, "Who would have to know about it?"

    "Well," said the bartender, "there's you, me, old Joe of course, and these three guys sitting at the other end of the bar."

    "What do we need those three guys for?" asked the trapper.

    "To hold old Joe," replied the bartender. "He don't go for that kind of stuff, either."
     
  2. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    that's just wrong

    :lol:
     
  3. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :lmao: That is so wrong!!!!
     
  4. hcivic.com

    hcivic.com Senior Member

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    make mine a cute one with those sad looking eyes.
    3 years ago called they want your joke back
     
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    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    Holy shit that was funny. Nice job. :bo:
     
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    cxjon Senior Member

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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    khrisb ******

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    joke 3>joke 2>joke 1
    They just keep getting better.
     
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    JDMilan Senior Member

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    LOLOLOL, funny shit but at the same time kinda sick,,,



    Milan
     
  11. hooktupciv95

    hooktupciv95 Member

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    :lol: nice, very nice, but sick
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    90 accord Chicks dig the box Moderator VIP

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    That's great, but sick! :lol: :lol:
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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