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Joke IX

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  1. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

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    A guy moves into a new house and the neighbor, a big, burly guy, comes over. "Welcome to the neighborhood! I'd like to invite you over for a party at my house tonight."

    "Wow, that's so nice," the new guy says. "I'd love to come over."

    The neighbor says, "I've gotta warn you though, there's gonna be some heavy drinking going on."

    "I'm okay with that," says the new guy.

    "And there's gonna be some sex going on."

    "Uh, okay," says the new guy. "That doesn't bother me.

    "And sometimes it gets rough, there might be a fight."

    "Well, I'm sure everything will be fine." says the new guy. "Should I dress up?"

    "Nah, it don't matter," the neighbor says, "It's just gonna be you and me."
     
  2. Domeskilla

    Domeskilla Senior Member

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    So where in Oregon is this party at?

    jk

    that was pretty hilarious.
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    :eek: hahahahahaha


    nooooooooo....

    :bo:
     
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    Sorry, but I didn't think it was funny.
     
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    too bad for you. I liked it
     
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    you must not think it is funny b/c it is either something that you would do.... or has been done to you before..

    either way... sucks to be you.
     
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    Y?, r u a homosexual?
     
  9. Frankie P.

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    Actually, I am not gay, but I don't find the humor. It was almost obvious what the punch line is going to be. It was stupid. I love stupid jokes, but that one just wasn't good.
     
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    I'm a homo (not the fudge packer type) and I thought it was funny. Not rolling on the ground funny but it got a chuckle out of me.
     
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    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    Loco's jokes = teh r0x0rs
     
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    spelling stuff right = the r0x0rz. hheheh j/p :hide:
     
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    :withstupid:
     
  14. Slo86GT

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    :repost: :repostred: :typer:

    That joke =/= teh funny.
     
  15. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :lmao: I liked it.
     
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