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Joke of the Day 04/25/05

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Celerity, Apr 25, 2005.

  1. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. The new guy was an absolute wreck, pale, hands shaking, biting his nails and moaning in fear.
    "Hey, pal, what's the matter?" Jack asked.

    "Oh man... I've been transferred to California," the other guy answered. "There's crazy people in California, and they have shootings, and gangs, and race riots, and drugs, the highest crime rate..."

    "Hold on," Jack interrupted, "I've lived in California all my life, and it is not as bad as the media says.

    Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a good school, and it's as safe as anywhere in the world."

    The other passenger relaxed, stopped shaking for a moment, and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death, but if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"

    "Me?" said Jack, "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck in Oakland."


    -> Steve
     
  2. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    That was horrible.

    No more jokes from Steve, please.
     
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  4. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    What a horrible parent.
     
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