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Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.

He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much.

However, Herb felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity.

Herb looked Sandy in the eyes and said...."I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married."

She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis."


Sandy and Herb got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon.

Herb whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another. As Sandy put her hands in Herb's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room!

Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong.

She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant!"

Yes, it is.... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long

 
B decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.

He stated that is why he loved her so much.
:p
 
i was just about to post...

whats the name of this disease? i need to find a girl with it! lol
 
i was just about to post...

whats the name of this disease? i need to find a girl with it! lol


anorexia? bulimia? :)


but anyways, if a guy proposes and doesnt know his soon to be wife's real chest size, he needs to just recede his question and continue living life as a virgin,
 
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