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Joke Of The Day

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by CRX-YEM, Jun 9, 2003.

  1. CRX-YEM

    CRX-YEM Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    A gynecologist had become fed up with sky-high malpractice insurance and on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a mechanic.

    He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.


    When the time for the practical exam, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.


    When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting."


    The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total. You put the engine back together again perfectly, also worth 50% of the total."


    The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler."
     
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    noobvang Senior Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  3. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    LMAO
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    thats fuckin good
     
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    sohcslammer Senior Member

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    knowledge Senior Member

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    LMMFAO bro. Thats pretty good yo!
     
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    MaaseyRacer Senior Member

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    OMg that is damn funny... :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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  9. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :D :lol: :lol: ROFLMAO! :lol: That made the daily rounds in the email! :lol:
     
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