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Joke of the day

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by CRX-YEM, Oct 28, 2003.

  1. CRX-YEM

    CRX-YEM Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines
    from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been
    looking out the window) turned to his mother and
    asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have
    baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

    The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told
    her son to ask the Stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess,
    "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby
    cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

    The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
    The boy said, "Yes she did".

    "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby
    planes because Southwest always pulls out on time.
    Have your mother explain that to you."
     
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    IDMaxGuy Senior Member

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    :bo: :bo: :bo:

    That was great
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    heard it before but i fuckin love that joke :lmao:
     
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    das a goood won mang
     
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    :emofo:
     
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    It was an ok joke, got a smirk on my face.
     
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    It got a feeble laugh. Decent joke.
    ^_^
     
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    pretty funny i thought :)
     
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    How do you kill 200 flies at one time?




























    Hit the Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan :D
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    Bob Vila ɐןıʌ qoq Admin VIP

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    Whats the difference between Acne and Michael Jackson?





































    Acne doesnt come on a kid's face until 13yrs old ;)



    :lmao:
     
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    sportlinecrx Banned

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    :eek:

    :bo: :bo: :bo:

    That boys mother = :owned:
     
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    aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahah

    Ok What does Micheal Jackson and McDonalds have in common??















    40 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
    :bo:
     
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