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Joke of the day....

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  1. Tonyd0821

    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to check out the local Whore House. He walked in and was assigned a young girl with a body that got him "up" immediately. As soon as they reached the room, he started ripping her clothes off and going to town.

    Moaning and grunting, the girl was screaming in Japanese, "Wasukima! Wasukima!" He was sure that she was praising him for his good job, so he kept going harder than ever.

    Later, he went golfing with his boss and a few clients.

    As the clients were Japanese, he decided to impress them with his new knowledge of their language. When one of them got a hole in one, he raised his arms and shouted "Wasukima!".

    All of the men looked at him quizzically, and one of them asked, "Why are you shouting 'wrong hole'?"
     
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    90 accord Chicks dig the box Moderator VIP

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    oldie, but deffinately good!!!
     
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    Heard it before, it was ok.
     
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    is there a :yawn: avitar?
     
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    i had a girl say that to me......lmao J/K.....
     
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    Man... in Korean it's Jong-jee... no joke.
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    Goddamn dude, this thread is over a year old for Christs sake...
     
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    I am the great reviver.
     
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    Holy shit look at who the cat dragged in! Welcome back?
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    read the date again there xys...
     
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    holy archive digging...jesus fuckin christ....
     
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    bringing back stupid ass posts from a fucking year ago is not cool :slap:
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