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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    A man is sitting on a train across from a Busty blonde wearing a tiny
    mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top
    of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear.

    The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at
    my pussy?"

    "Yes, I'm sorry," replies the man and promises to avert his eyes.
    "It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch
    this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."
    Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. The man, who is completely
    absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do.

    "I can also make it wink," says the woman.
    The man stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him.

    "Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. The
    man moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers
    in?"

    Stunned, the man replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle too?"
     
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    JDMPlaya Senior Member

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    lol :lol: good joke !
     
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    driver1 Senior Member

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    lol haha thats pretty good
     
  4. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :lmao: :lmao: That's grand.
     
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    What's the best thing about twenty-eight year olds?
    :lolhammer:
     
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    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    :bo: that was great
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    way to cockblock yet ANOTHER good joke.

    Stop ruining good jokes with this inane crap.
     
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    Citizen_Insane Senior Member

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    hmmm, it was ok, I'm drunk and I didnt' even find it that funny....
     
  12. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    Bringing dead threads back for the sake of adding zero value comments is a bad thing. Please refrain from doing so in the future.

    Thread locked to prevent further post whoring.

    :locked2:
     
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