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A man is sitting on a train across from a Busty blonde wearing a tiny
mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top
of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear.

The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at
my pussy?"

"Yes, I'm sorry," replies the man and promises to avert his eyes.
"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch
this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."
Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. The man, who is completely
absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do.

"I can also make it wink," says the woman.
The man stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him.

"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. The
man moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers
in?"

Stunned, the man replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle too?"
 
Originally posted by EXtremeAccord@Nov 5 2004, 07:04 PM
What's the best thing about twenty-eight year olds?
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way to cockblock yet ANOTHER good joke.

Stop ruining good jokes with this inane crap.
 
Bringing dead threads back for the sake of adding zero value comments is a bad thing. Please refrain from doing so in the future.

Thread locked to prevent further post whoring.

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