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  1. AHHVTEC

    AHHVTEC Well-Known Member VIP

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    A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.”

    The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for Me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.”

    The biker thought about it for a long time Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”

    The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?”
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    :)
     
  3. StealthMode

    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    lol the bridge was asking nothing in comparison to understanding woman
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    wow... really?!?!? thats what the joke was trying to get across???


    thanks for killing it assknob :bash:
     
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    The joke and E's response have just brightened my day.
     
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    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    im saying how its sooo true..i wasnt pointing out what it meant
     
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    we got ourselves a giggler
     
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    My favorite thing to do after someone tells me a crappy joke, is to do exactly what Injen did, while laughing sarcastically. However, doing it after a decent joke is just bad form.
     
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    does this mean you'll be at claytons this weekend?
     
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    E's comment was more funny than the joke :lol:
     
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    troof lol
     
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    possibility...we will see when the time comes:D
     
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    :D :D

    :werd:

    Something along the lines of "ahyuh! I like the part where the guy gets the bridge!" If it were bad that is. :)
     
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    efhondakid My name is Byron. VIP

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    E's comment made the joke all the better.
     
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    I was thinking more along the lines of "oh! I get it, because understanding women is even harder that building a bridge to hawaii!! haha! that's a good one" you know, exactly what injen did. isn't that right buddy? the only thing that could make this thread better?

    :lolhammer:

    a lol hammer.
     
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