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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    > *Three ducks walked into a bar.*
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    > *"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the*
    > *first duck.*
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    > *"Huey," was the reply.*
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    > *"How's your day been, Huey?"*
    > *"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of*
    > *puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said*
    > *Huey.*
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    > *"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to*
    > *the second duck, "Hi,*
    > *and what's your name?"*
    > *"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.*
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    > *"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.*
    > *"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and*
    > *out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck*
    > *want?"*
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    > *The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So,*
    > *you must be Louie?"*
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    > *"No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is*
    > *Puddles."*
     
  2. Taco15

    Taco15 I wear stretchy pants VIP

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    :lol: :lol: nice

    >tommy walks up to Santa at the mall and sits on his lap.
    >Santa touches his nose and says, "i bet you want a bike for christmas."
    >Tommy says "no"
    >Santa touches his nose again and says, "well then i bet you want a pony."
    > Tommy says "no"

    >so santa finally asks."well want do you want?"
    Tommy replies." i want pussy and dont say you dont have any cuz i smell it on you fingers!"

    *this joke has been shortend and some words may have been changed*
     
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    wanna hear a dirty joke? boy falls in the mud. wanna hear a clean one? boy takes a bath with bubbles. want another dirty one? bubbles is the girl next door.

    guy walks into a bar, says ouch.
     
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    Taco15 I wear stretchy pants VIP

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    :huh: wtf i didnt get the ouch bar joke....if it was <_<
     
  5. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    if a guy hits a BAR (metal rod) its going to hurt. ouch.
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.



    The bartender says, What is this, some kind of joke?
     
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    Estorvito Soy Boricua

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    :lol: ^^ :worthy:

    I like TAQUITOS joke better....
     
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    Taco15 I wear stretchy pants VIP

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    Q)why dont witches ever fall of their brooms?

    A)because they never wear panties :ph34r:

    All right i got a lot of racial jokes but just so i wont offend anybody here one of my RAZA. .......


    Q) wHY dont mexican ever BBQ? ( you say why)
    A) cuz they cant keep the beans from falling through the grill

    Why did only 23 mexican show up at the alamo?
    ---Thats all they could squeeze in one van
     
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