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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    >A Woman Who Reads
    >> A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern
    >> Minnesota.
    >> The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn, the wife likes

    to

    >> read.
    >>
    >> One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing

    and

    >> decides to take a nap.
    >>
    >> Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take

    the

    >> boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and continues
    >> to
    >> read her book.
    >>
    >> Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
    >> woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
    >>
    >> "Reading a book," She replies, (Thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
    >>
    >> "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
    >>
    >> "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
    >>
    >> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
    >> start
    >> at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
    >>
    >> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"
    >> says
    >> the woman.
    >>
    >> "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
    >>
    >> The woman replied, "That's true, but you have all the equipment.
    >> For
    >> all I know you could start at any moment."
    >>
    >> "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
    >>
    >>
    >> MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can
    >> also
    >> think.


    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    :owned:
     
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    bahahahah

    thats a good one...
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    We're letting women learn to read now!?!?
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    my woman can read more than your woman :p
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :lmao: Never heard it. I like it!
     
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    :lmao:



    But you don't have a woman? :blink: :pissedoffban:
     
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    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    His mom is smart.
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    But she hasn't kicked him out yet?

    :pissedoffban: :pissedoffban: :pissedoffban:
     
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    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    Makes you wonder what he does for her. Remember King Pin? He did a great job at not having to pay the rent.
     
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    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    [​IMG]

    Woody, was nailing the landlord (nasty hag) for free rent.
     
  17. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    Ah. I never watched that.
     
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    OH GOD THAT WAS GROSS.

    She was a nasty old bag... eww...
     
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    you havn't seen Bs mom have you?
     
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    It's worth watching just to watch him puke after he had sex.
     
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