>A Woman Who Reads >> A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern >> Minnesota. >> The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn, the wife likes to >> read. >> >> One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and >> decides to take a nap. >> >> Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the >> boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and continues >> to >> read her book. >> >> Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the >> woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" >> >> "Reading a book," She replies, (Thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") >> >> "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. >> >> "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." >> >> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could >> start >> at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." >> >> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," >> says >> the woman. >> >> "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. >> >> The woman replied, "That's true, but you have all the equipment. >> For >> all I know you could start at any moment." >> >> "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. >> >> >> MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can >> also >> think.