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  1. phyregod

    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    What does a blonde call it when she gives you head in a honda?






























    Her Civic Duty!
     
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    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    :lol:

    Damn straight!
     
  3. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    how is this not work safe?
     
  4. phyregod

    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    Not work safe for those who work in bible book stores, and whos monitors can be plainly seen by the pope.

    Hell, I dunno, I was being overly careful. So what.
     
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    Bl6CRX Senior Member

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    :concur: Better to be safe.
     
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    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    Now THAT'S funny. :lol:
     
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    Sabz5150 FALCON PUNCH!!!

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    I call it things going According to plan.

    Or perhaps the Prelude to sex?
     
  8. phyregod

    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    Bwahahaha!! :worthy:
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    you guys are retarded.

    but funny. :lol:
     
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    DarkHand Senior Member VIP

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    And when she's doing it in front of your old girlfriend and her old boyfriends house?

    'Hey look! We can CRXs (see our ex's)!

    ....ok I suck at this. <_<
     
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    VTECin5th Administrator

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    :)
    I smiled
     
  12. phyregod

    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    +1
     
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    jimboburgess Go fast, Go Cheap

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    who says we're not cool guys
     
  14. phyregod

    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    The odyssey was insightful, as I piloted my ridgeline into her element.
     
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    Battle Pope New Member

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    :bash:
     
  16. phyregod

    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    I challenge you to do better, good sir!

    *edit*
    :p
     
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    PhyRe Senior Member

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    this brought a tear to my eye
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    [​IMG]

    ^^^ does this work for everyone?
     
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    :thumbsup:
     
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