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Joke of the day.

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  1. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a 'get acquainted' tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal!

    That afternoon, George W. told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am President, I'll have my own personal gold urinal!"

    Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

    That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone."
     
  2. tylonalsnifnfool

    tylonalsnifnfool Senior Member

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    lol.



    That is all.
     
  3. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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  4. EGProject

    EGProject YEEEEAAHHHHH

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    Wow, that joke is old.










    Jersey girls aren't trash....trash gets taken out. :ph34r:
     
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    VTEC_CBR Senior Member

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    two baby seals walk into a club...
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    asmallsol Super Moderator

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    Guy calls his wife says baby, pack your bags, I won the lotto.

    Wife asks, well ok, but I need to know one thing, what kind of weather am I packing my bags for, hot or cold weather.

    Its your choice, as long as your out of the house by the time I get back from work.
     
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