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Joke of the Day

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Capt. Orygun, Jan 11, 2007.

  1. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    WHY ITALIANS CAN'T BE EMT'S

    Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal grabs
    his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing;
    his eyes are rolled back in his head.

    Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, I think Sal is dead! What should I do?"

    The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

    There is a silence .. and then a shot is heard.

    Vinny's voice comes back on the line, "Okay... now what ?"
     
  2. Turbo&Auto

    Turbo&Auto Nick Go FAST!!

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    :lmao: True story.......
     
  3. B16RacerN2NR

    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    I forgot what company it is but they have a commercial out on this joke except they use two Rednecks in the commercial.
     
  4. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Because it's always safe to make fun of blue collar, heartland american white men.
     
  5. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    Steve, I think you have some underlying issues.

    Is it difficult always being angry at the world?

    Its a joke, lighten up.

    You make them about those messicans, I make them about those polish people, etc., etc.

    Everything will be allllllllllllllllright. :D
     
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    klyph Dismember VIP

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    rednecks don't wear shirts with collars, usually tobacco stained wifebeaters.
     
  8. 801CRX

    801CRX Got Rice?

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    LOL.........fucking mafia.

    And rednecks would be harder to understand on the phone. Because they have no front teeth.
     
  9. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    Haha, I've never heard that one. Nice.
     
  10. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    I'm being tongue-in-cheek. I always am.

    Is it difficult always being angry at Celerity ? :)
     
  11. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    Ha, I'm never angry at you.

    I know you're just "ecentric", if you will. Others like Blanco who are constantly wrong, I point out how and why they are wrong, even when others see they're wrong, and then play it off as if nothing happened begin to enrage me because they're so stubborn and ignorant. I do believe, out of every forum I've ever been on, he's the only person that can physically enrage me when he puts his mind to it.

    Like I said, Steve, you're just out there and I question you and laugh about the outlandish shit you say - I don't get angry or do it for anything more than amusement.
     
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