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Joke of the day

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by eg6sir, Nov 8, 2007.

  1. eg6sir

    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

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    One evening, Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some
    friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the
    floor and bent down to pick it up.

    When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs wide
    open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen
    to get a drink of water. To his surprise, Terry's wife had followed him into
    the kitchen and said, "Did you like what you saw?" Mike said "Yes, I did!"
    Terry's wife said, "Well, you can get more than that but it will cost you $500."

    So Mike thought about his financial situation and said okay. She said, "Come
    here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work." Mike said, "I'll see you
    then." The next day Mike went over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.
    Later Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over here today?"

    Thinking she had been caught, she said "As a matter of fact,
    he did." Terry said, "Good, because that fool came by my job this morning and
    asked to borrow $500 until this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."
     
  2. Drake

    Drake Well-Known Member VIP

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    That is some good stuff haha
     
  3. B16RacerN2NR

    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    Here's one my friend just text messaged me...

    One day this Black kid said to his mom, ' Mom, I have the biggest dick in the 3rd grade. It's because i'm black huh?'

    The mom said...








































































































































    ...'Nah nigga, it's because you supposed to be in the 8th grade'
     
  6. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    Whats yellow and tied up in the backyard?











    My negro and I'll paint him any color I want to.
     
  7. B16RacerN2NR

    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    Taco15 I wear stretchy pants VIP

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    wow. mani got the same text yesterday from some random person i my work phone..weird
     
  9. B16RacerN2NR

    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    lol that is weird because when he sent it to me it had the 'forward message' tag
     
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